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Parody Account of a Functioning Human Being | Data Analyst Countin' on Fingies | Atlanta-Native He/Him | LGBTQ+ Antifash BLM
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“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist” James Baldwin

submitted 5 days ago • 158 comments

"once they get rid of trans people they're coming for you" is a statement that's true but not how you should think about it. Trans people aren't the first line of defense, or a shield to hide behind. They are our friends and loved ones. Losing even a single one is too many.

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

bring back the guillotine

submitted 14 days ago • 16 comments

NEW DIGIMON GAME THIS YEAR OMG OMG OMG

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

fat kangaroos are marstewpials because they’re a little thicker

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I play too much ESO 😭

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| | Play .hack | |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| \ (•◡•) / \ / —— | | |_ |_

submitted 106 days ago • 3 comments

cooking is when you use onions and garlic. the more onions and garlic you use the more cooking it is

submitted 111 days ago • 88 comments

as a cheese lover i think my mild lactose intolerance actually enhances the cheese-eating experience. it gives the whole thing gravitas and consequence. the bliss is sweeter when i know i will willingly suffer for it

submitted 111 days ago • 113 comments

*boop* ily’all

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

For anyone wondering, Twitter is doing fiiiiiine still

submitted 442 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone wants to be the goat, I’m just out here being the stoat (silliest thing of all time)

submitted 470 days ago • 0 comments

The indigo children yearn to empathize with the mines

submitted 470 days ago • 0 comments

Medusa, Stheno and Euryale with string cheese for hair instead of snakes. Call them the Gorgonzola sisters.

submitted 484 days ago • 0 comments

Adzuki mochi is just red beans and rice with extra steps.

submitted 489 days ago • 0 comments

I’m a Pokémlin. Just a lil pocket gremlin y’know

submitted 509 days ago • 0 comments

hello ily all

submitted 536 days ago • 0 comments

ACAB includes Paul Blart the Mall Cop

submitted 547 days ago • 0 comments

NeckPbeard

submitted 559 days ago • 0 comments

pls help how can i shitpost

submitted 560 days ago • 0 comments

Tonight, instead of getting stoned and going to bed at 2AM, I decided to act my age. I got stoned and am in bed at 9:03PM

submitted 564 days ago • 0 comments