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Hitler did a lot of bad things and everyone remembers who killed Hitler

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Easy. Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

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Make it Breakfast and I'm all in

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[ Louis Armstong voice ]

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Why are squids unbeatable in football? Because to stop them you need ten tackles!

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Young people SHOULD “have it easier” than you did. I’m sorry you got the strap up hill both ways and paid your debts with pounds of flesh, but the reason we work for progress is to make growing up and growing old gentler, easier, kinder, freer. Struggle isn’t necessary in a healthy society.

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The desire to offload suffering onto successive generations is wild.

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Introducing my little friend to bugs so they know they should not do bug stuff around me.

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[ He should be jailed ]

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"It'ssss alright JK" whispers the mold "we have each other, and that'sssss all we neeeeed"

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I've lost count of the things he cannot do that he's already done

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Wife: You're that cats slave, you know. Me: There's worse things to be. When the government throws me into the autism work camp, I'll be real happy to be on cat scritching duty

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For some reason my stupid brain tried to put this to "YMCA" and then shorted out when it didn't fit

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Was literally just thinking about how stock market guys were throwing themselves out of windows in the 20's over losses like these, but today's investors are just like "Eh, markets gonna fluctuate."

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Bullshit this is the dullest knife I own

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This is true

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"Cell phones, lap tops, fortnites, nobody was talking about these when I was a kid"

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Omg all the body types got diabeetus

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BOOOO I make this joke to my wife all the time, and if it flops for me, it flops for you BOOOOO

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You're a scientist. You know how to find out.

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It's wild how much she carries on about Harry having to hide who he really is with his aunt and uncle knowing what we do now.

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Crossing my fingers for a DEI Pope

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I had a psych prof. who would give us a pez from his gold pez dispenser every time someone participated in class. He told us explictly he was doing this exact thing, and it still worked

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VatiCAN, not VadiCAN'T

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Im not adding anything ppl atent already saying, but before the movie begins, Ingen's board tells Hammond they don't trust him, and then allows him to pick a team of "experts" to review his theme park (including his grandkids) Whole-ass negligence from top to bottom

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No. I've frequently told wifey that all boys are dogs and can be trained this same way, boys are dumb and should be trained like this it's easy

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I would give up colors, smells, and some types of music if I could just go to the Doctor and Dentist without worrying about it making me homeless

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I know I can block certain words, but is there a way I can block pictures of two specific people

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Holy shit I knew Kanye when he was ... doing that

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"Stolen" Yall, this wasn't a robbery, this was an espionage

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"Or at least she said she did" Tempted to read the whole article to find out if the harassed AI went to the HR AI

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Look man, I believe it, But I'm gonna need a source

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HA Fuckin got I'm, No way he's coming back from this

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If they crucified him on Friday (1) and he was dead on Saturday (2) but he came back Sunday morning, He wasn't really dead for 3 days, was he?

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Marvel is pleased to present

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Hitler did a lot of bad things and everyone remembers who killed Hitler

Easy. Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

Make it Breakfast and I'm all in

[ Louis Armstong voice ]

Why are squids unbeatable in football? Because to stop them you need ten tackles!

Young people SHOULD “have it easier” than you did. I’m sorry you got the strap up hill both ways and paid your debts with pounds of flesh, but the reason we work for progress is to make growing up and growing old gentler, easier, kinder, freer. Struggle isn’t necessary in a healthy society.

The desire to offload suffering onto successive generations is wild.

Introducing my little friend to bugs so they know they should not do bug stuff around me.

[ He should be jailed ]

"It'ssss alright JK" whispers the mold "we have each other, and that'sssss all we neeeeed"

I've lost count of the things he cannot do that he's already done

Wife: You're that cats slave, you know. Me: There's worse things to be. When the government throws me into the autism work camp, I'll be real happy to be on cat scritching duty

For some reason my stupid brain tried to put this to "YMCA" and then shorted out when it didn't fit

Was literally just thinking about how stock market guys were throwing themselves out of windows in the 20's over losses like these, but today's investors are just like "Eh, markets gonna fluctuate."

Bullshit this is the dullest knife I own

This is true

"Cell phones, lap tops, fortnites, nobody was talking about these when I was a kid"

Omg all the body types got diabeetus

BOOOO I make this joke to my wife all the time, and if it flops for me, it flops for you BOOOOO

You're a scientist. You know how to find out.

It's wild how much she carries on about Harry having to hide who he really is with his aunt and uncle knowing what we do now.

Crossing my fingers for a DEI Pope

I had a psych prof. who would give us a pez from his gold pez dispenser every time someone participated in class. He told us explictly he was doing this exact thing, and it still worked

VatiCAN, not VadiCAN'T

Im not adding anything ppl atent already saying, but before the movie begins, Ingen's board tells Hammond they don't trust him, and then allows him to pick a team of "experts" to review his theme park (including his grandkids) Whole-ass negligence from top to bottom

No. I've frequently told wifey that all boys are dogs and can be trained this same way, boys are dumb and should be trained like this it's easy

I would give up colors, smells, and some types of music if I could just go to the Doctor and Dentist without worrying about it making me homeless

I know I can block certain words, but is there a way I can block pictures of two specific people

Holy shit I knew Kanye when he was ... doing that

"Stolen" Yall, this wasn't a robbery, this was an espionage

"Or at least she said she did" Tempted to read the whole article to find out if the harassed AI went to the HR AI

Look man, I believe it, But I'm gonna need a source

HA Fuckin got I'm, No way he's coming back from this

If they crucified him on Friday (1) and he was dead on Saturday (2) but he came back Sunday morning, He wasn't really dead for 3 days, was he?

Marvel is pleased to present

"The first person to compare love to a rose was probably a genuis; the second, possibly an idiot." - [I forget who said that]

Farming bluesky for engagement works

This is not what I was expecting