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Today's Connections is insane, also check out how fucking big this cardamom pod is.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever somebody asks a question with an obvious answer or points out something that no one needed to be said aloud, I'm gonna start saying "Sailing the seas depends on the helmsman."

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

Got off work. It's 5:30 AM. Go to the gas station to get a beer, clerk tells me she can't sell beer 'til 7 AM. Told her "Fine, I'll just go home to beat my wife and kids." Went to the Biscuitville drivethru, ordered two spicy chicken and honey biscuits and a "shitty small kill-myself coffee".

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

**BIG TROUT IN YOUR AREA, READY TO BITE!**

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

jill and fore #va11halla

submitted 126 days ago • 2 comments

Bewildered and momentarily enraged every time I see an adult cough into the open air like an infant, esp. after we went through the whole pandemic bullshit. Regardless of whether or not you believe germs are real (?), you just look like a bumbling fucking idiotic oversized toddler.

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

I was really just thinking about the coming springtime, but cool Google, thanks.

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

You're telling me a wild trout regulates these mountain waters? #ncwrc

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Kirby: Right Back at Ya! except he just pees. Like he never even sucks, he just pisses.

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

There's always some fine ass black women at Five Below, what's up with that?

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

Mood board fo 2day

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

Gender euphoria for cis guys is a canvas jacket and a kufiyah.

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

This is positively psychotic, Spotify.

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

Trembling in the booth right now, folks

submitted 176 days ago • 1 comment

evil chappell roan: it's slime... it's ghoul...

submitted 217 days ago • 24 comments