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2025 is starting off well for me.

The Red Wave is coming to California.

Interviewer: “so what’s this gap in your resume?” “Oh, those were the years when they weren’t hiring Black people.”

Superstorms, hurricanes, tsunamis, tornadoes, epic fires and earthquakes, every state is experiencing natural/unnatural disasters wreaking havoc on the nation’s worn-out old power grid, the whole country has gun-fueled mass murders. Can't fix it, why try, a fact of life, nothing we can do about it.

Nothing like relying on Fed Ex when your house burned down.

They're trying to murder us by hitting us with their destabilizing, fragmentation, with everything tied down seemingly coming unmoored, coming apart at the seams.

I have seen the future, and it is travertine steel and concrete.

The MAGAt/Techbro Future - A world of the unburied dead and a sky dark with ashes. A blasted, maimed planet - but they'll be the most important people on it.

I lost my house and everything in it but I just heard Mel Gibson’s house burned down while he was busy bitching to Joe Rogan about the fires and that James Woods' house went to go live with Jesus as well so

I am not in danger but I am not safe.

This is how society ends. Not with a bang, but with whatever sound a powerpole makes in Los Angeles when it hits the ground.

Altadena was left to burn.

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Somehow the decision was made to let Altadena burn to the ground this morning. I saw burning house after burning house being untended to. Ignored. No fire trucks anywhere. I intend to get to the bottom of this.

The insanity of being a fire ecologist in the epicenter of a major fire event, bags packed and ready to evacuate, watching active fire from my window, while taking media requests and explaining to the public, for the 100,000th time how climate change is largely responsible for this

He didn't want to get into the trailer. He is so scared.

I loved my house.

12 Steps to Winning and Personal Success 1. Use the labor and brain power of others to become hideously wealthy, savor the power and control you have over them, and pretend that you did it all by yourself. Repeat step 1 x 12.

In a novel, January 6th would have been the part where the horrified populace suddenly realize they've become the villains and start a face turn. In real life, there are no redemption arcs. They are too far gone. They're too late. It’s too late.

January 6th is what happens when you don’t throw asses in federal prison after they take over ranger stations and start illegal fires on BLM land.

That day we watched Capitol Police usher in a violent and catastrophic insurrection at the behest of “Donald Trump”, then miserably, pathetically and also hilariously, watched GOP lawmakers thanking said CP for their hard work in the single biggest failure in governmental security since 9/11.

Why wouldn't they just do whatever the fuck they want? There are no consequences.

How were Boebert Fett and Space Lasers never held responsible for tweeting intel to the inbred insurrectionists on January 6?

Remember how the January 6th traitors didn’t wear masks, because they believed profoundly in their cause and chose to “die like a brave man rather than have a coward's ignominy cling around my name and live”?They weren’t worried about repercussions or not being able to get Wall Street jobs.

A new year means fulfilling my dream of getting an Elaphocentaur tattoo: extremely tired of telling people what an Elaphocentaur is.

2025 will determine whether a human society is so broken it can’t be fixed, a nation so intractable it can’t progress, politics so toxic it can’t be brought back to stasis.

Here comes Bird Flu Here comes ISIS Here comes Trump

Reflecting on 2024. Didn’t have enough pets. 2025 will require more pets.

Starting off great, people.

For those out there so imagination deprived you can’t come up with your own New Year’s Resolutions: