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Bless that one witch lady from Coventry on TikTok who always seems so exasperated while she swears and teaches you how to do spells. I would love to have a drink with her.

I still have contact dermatitis from my bandaid on Tuesday. Love to think about how fast I would die in the wild

Played with transfers in the pottery a few weeks ago and

Ok I don’t have any pottery drama from last night but I have POTTERY LORE

The dumbest sentiment on the traitors is “I played with honor and can hold my head high” as if being on this show is going to prevent them from joining the seminary

mjountain djew

Had to let my neighbor into the building because she was BLAMMO and couldn’t find her keys in her big purse lol

Sometimes you get a gift that tells you the giver just gets you lol

Une annonce publique sur Tesla

To no one’s surprise I hate all the white lotus collab promos

Some moron was closing a house deal while waiting in the seats at service Ontario this morning

The aristocracy is bringing back culottes

The very lowest bar should be: if your grandfather was a Nazi and you’ve never publicly been “yes he was and that is insanely fucked up and not to be emulated” then we all know who you are. Applies to Elon. Applies to people running for the Liberal party leadership in Canada. Applies universally

Also you have to have some kind of vitamin deficiency if you think Elon was ever anything other than right wing!!!

coiling yourself in knots to act like you don't recognize a sieg heil gesture because you're worried about the blowback from the "terrorist fist-bump" people is some worm hall of fame shit

Do you want to bump innies with me

I hope Lumon makes jimmy hats

My feet are too fuckin cold

Let’s see what’s good for dessert at Her Chef tonight

Absolutely not

Something large multinational corporations love is being extorted for money

I got a bad case of contact dermatitis from a bandaid. Bodies are junk

All of the newsletters I read are either “here’s how science says we’re going to die now” or “I went on a blimp”