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Miles Davis never wrote anything as catchy as Feva For the Flava', argue with a wall.

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Beware of this guy I guess

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Absolut vodka corrupts absolutly

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UnCrustables are just pierogis for kindergartners

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"Sir we only blast asses. Please stop calling you're tieing up the line for gentlemen who'd like their asses blasted."

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Hey guys I love Subway and Subway sandwiches but there isn't one near my house can somebody Photoshop a Subway sandwich into my hands #Subway

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McDonald's continually glosses over the violent nature of the armed hamburglaries and completely ignores the drug charges in the Hamburglar's past.

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If you're wondering if somethings funny, ask yourself this. Would Donkey from Shrek say this? If the answer is no, its not funny. #funny

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I don't mean to brag about money but I can buy those really big candles at Target without checking my account balance now.

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The Shogun cut off my top knot and I cried in front of all the other samurais.

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If a frogs car breaks down he gets it toad

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