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#nokingsday #obama

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Little toe: “I’ve seen things. Sharp, wooden things.” Rest of the foot: 💤💤💤💤 Little toe: PTSD (Post-Traumatic Stub Disorder). #sleep #insomnia #humor #humour #meme

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What’s the most hilariously clueless thing a boss has ever said to you?

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Me, emotionally preparing for Monday: Staring into the void, hoping the void calls in sick first.

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How punny. #puns #saturday

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The economy’s fine—as long as you’re not the economy. #facebook #tgif

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Thursday: The caffeine’s a lie, the inbox is alive, and we’re all just pretending this week had structure. #motivation #ThursdayThoughts

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Thursday: The caffeine’s a lie, the inbox is alive, and we’re all just pretending this week had structure.

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We need more heroes like Laurene. Now, do you have your subscription to the Atlantic? Why not? 🧐

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Wednesday’s promise Push through now, regret nothing later. Or regret everything—it’s flexible. #humpdaymotivation #humpdaywednesday

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When you level up in emotional restraint but gain no loot, no XP, and still have four days to go. 🤣 #Monday #Motivation

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😳😳😳

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😲🫥 "Rather than being led by a boring yet competent president, America has a rapidly aging and raging Oval Office occupant who needs his own executive orders read out loud before he can sign them, much like a convalescing relative going over his last will and testament," @jimacosta.bsky.social

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Where’s Waldo?

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Turn off Airplay. Seriously! #Security #Apple #iphone

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Trump’s war on higher ed is no longer rhetoric—it’s regime policy. DEI gutted. Protest criminalized. Dissent deported. What’s happening on campuses now is erasure, not reform. 👉Read the full breakdown. It’s already started. #HigherEducation #WarOnEducation #AcademicFreedom #Project2025 #DefendTruth

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TIL your body can host a protein so badly folded it convinces all the other proteins to fold wrong, too—like a cult leader for molecules. It’s called prion disease. There’s no cure, no treatment, and it has a 100% fatality rate. TIL, I’m scared of protein. #TIL

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Who’s with me? 💥

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LOL!

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He will never be this cool.

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This duck is either a time traveler, or the simulation is stuck in a loop. Caught speeding on the same day, seven years apart? Come on. That’s not a coincidence—that’s a glitch in the Matrix with feathers. Give him a license plate and let him live his Fast & Featherious dreams. #TheMatrix

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Now offering group rates for intrusive thoughts.

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Trust me, I tried. 🤪 #badcaseofthemondays #monday

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Four jets in five months? That’s not a deployment—it’s a clearance sale. You break it, you buy it, Navy. At this rate, Spirit Airlines is gonna start looking like an upgrade. This isn’t a contest to see who can lose the most planes. But if it is, congrats on being undefeated. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 out of 5 clowns.

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AOC: We need to be talking about ICE agents and the cowardly policy of covering their faces — and, in many cases, their identification… The idea that we’re going to allow a paramilitary force to bloom, one that isn’t accountable to the Constitution… we’ve got another thing coming.

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This executive order is classic Trump sleight-of-hand: take a complex, nuanced legal principle and dumb it down into a populist slogan that sounds like justice—but functions like a campaign. www.dailysignal.com/2025/05/09/t...

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I've always loved Paul Rudnick's wit.

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So let me get this straight, we finally get an American pope, and some of the America first crowd is mad because he cares about the poor and immigrants. Am i missing something here?

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Headlines that don’t need explaining but definitely deserve a long, awkward pause: “DoorDash Driver Shot By Highway Superintendent” Cool, just your standard delivery run turned Wild West shootout with a government official. Totally normal Tuesday in America.

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Psssst! I have an idea on how the U.S. Navy can save more planes from sinking to the bottom of the ocean. Step 1: Giant life jacket. Step 2: Try not to accidentally yeet $80 million jets off the side of a carrier. Problem solved. You’re welcome, Pentagon. #USNavy #FighterAircraft

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Foreign films are now to be classified by threat level. Animation: Safe expression of moral clarity. Documentary: Dangerous. Satire: Actively destabilizing. This is how control begins—one genre at a time. Prepared by the OCS — Confidential Advisory ECB-23/Anonymous #Project2025 #FightFascism

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Right?

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