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karpachameleon.bsky.social
I run this town! Just kidding, I just exist where I am
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submitted 11 hours ago • 574 comments

He nails it.

submitted 10 hours ago • 1288 comments

I’m not sure the U.S.A. has ever had a president so scared of a dictator…..What scares you the most tough guy?

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

If you want to protest peacefully just install tampon dispensers in every male restroom you can find. Burn them out with their ridiculous hysteria.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

If we are so great why does everyone else boo us? Are…we the…..baddies?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Seems like the country’s survival may rest in the hands of lawyers who are ethical. Wild

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

they just haven’t invented color “bleh” yet

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I keep hearing that we cannot give up on the law. So, do I have to listen to executive orders that ignore the law?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Feels like a good time to panic buy essentials.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Is it a threat to national security or not??

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Most traditions are broken out of fear. Fear of the cold makes you sound like a child.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I’m getting weird with water.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Love when a sore throat makes me sound like I’m going through puberty again.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Why would I listen to a highly respected scientist or scholar when there are billionaires who really want me to listen to them?

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Removing fact checking just sounds like you want to lie….a lot.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

I have very little control over how I die but I will haunt deli workers forever if it’s because one of them did not remove the plastic off the pepperoni slices.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Windows: I have completed that search for you, sorry it took 5 mins. Me: no problem, would you mind sorting it by file size. Windows: sure, I can redo that entire search with that new parameter instead of just organizing the results I have already compiled.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

What good is a book if there isn’t a comment section to tell me what to think about it?

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

If everyone is sure the market is gonna tank……it probably won’t. Just gonna straddle

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

My dog has an amazingly accurate internal clock so he knows when he should be fed. I cannot for the life of me explain to him what daylight savings is so we have to argue for a portion of the year.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Does the message get lost if the flag is at half-staff for four years?

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

My tv has a red light to let me know it’s off. It turns on a light when I turn it off. I will not stand for this insubordination!

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

There is one squirrel that chases the other squirrels. I don’t feed it so it gets aggressive to the others. How do I end this cycle of violence?

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

I think we could cut down on alcohol consumption in this country if we noted that it increases the chances of gay sex.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Regretful that I was conservative about the weight of my Mongolian bbq only to learn theres a lunch special and I could have had way more. 2025 not going great

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I would feel slightly better about the J6 pardons if they at least end up on a registry.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

It’s not an analogy just because they say “oh geez” because you keep taking about anal.

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

I farted confetti but it’s not a party it’s diet related

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

“If you date me you may qualify as a rehab center” is not a funny pickup line when you’re my age

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

When did the fabric of our democracy turn into wet paper?

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

In the points category for a Hero finding a lost pet is near the top. I’m not the one saying I’m a hero but that’s what I’m being called

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

This country has 36.16 trillion in debt which sounds like a lot until you realize you only owe $108,373 of it (with interest probably)

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I’m old enough to remember shame being an effective deterrent.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Is the best way to stop a bad oligarch is with a good oligarch?

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

If people are arguing about what something tastes like, DO NOT get involved.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

So @netflix.com can stream the commercials in high quality but not the game?? Am I being the person who thinks they should make the entire plane out of the black box?

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

I want this year to never end. Not because things are going well but because I don’t think I they will be “this” for a long time.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

We need a common enemy to bring us all together. I nominate Gary, he sucks. -close enough to some Far Side comic

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments