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Physical Therapist who loves books, music, and lifting. I also just started drawing and that's cool too.
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The thin mint is the most overrated Girl Scout cookie

‘Why is my phone screen cracked?‘ I ask myself as I throw it on the gym floor for the 10th time today.

If Kendrick drops part 2, I’m getting in my first play through instead of watching the 2nd half.

Why do trailers show the entire plot now?

My “that’s enough internet for today” threshold has dropped substantially in the last 2 weeks.

Forgetting your headphones when you go to the gym is a terrible experience, 10/10 would not recommend

I’m at the age where I need to sign up for the Apple class that teaches me how to use my phone.

Today’s agenda

Billy Crystal is a style god as the titular character in ‘When Harry Met Sally’

Dash Shaw’s Blurry is a great example of how comics can explore mature themes and be just as literary as novels.

Spearmint > wintergreen > peppermint

I d/led the between the legs baseline dunk on Limewire

This is a super niche but I’m going to say it anyway: the photographer from 1000 lb Sisters needs a spin off

My gym is making me watch Bears football against my will

JPEGMAFIA is the most exciting and interesting producer doing it right now.

I read this 4x before it clicked

Patiently waiting for Lana

Where’s the gofundme

If this book does nothing but convince me to rewatch The Truman Show, I’ll still be happy with it.

14 year old me and 36 year old me dress the same.

When you’re this close, why not have the NBA Cup final on Christmas?

This is what the kids call fan art. Play Celeste if you haven’t…

And the only one that I actually listen to: I never take turns slower than coming home from the grocery store.

I’m currently gaintaining: I’m not trying to gain weight, but also not not trying.

My 2024 Spotify Wrapped's biggest snubs: -Kendrick Lamar's GNX -Justice's Hyperdrama -Anything by Paramore that isn't 'Ain't it Fun' I need some transparency on the cutoff date because it seems like November was entirely ignored.

Why didn’t anyone tell me MJ Lenderman was bringing Alt-country into 2024? Shades of Wilco's AM and I'm here for it.

If you think about it, the very best books are really just extremely long spells that turn you into a different person for the rest of your life

Belichick took the UNC job because he thought the only alternative was the Bears and you can’t convince me otherwise

Why not just grant the timeout there instead of deciding the game on a foul? #NBACup

The #NBAonTNT broadcast just called Steph Curry the ageless wonder... we're the same age

What's so dangerous about the bottom rack of the dishwasher that half of my dishes can't withstand?

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." - Isaac Asimov

Paperback books are like velveteen rabbits — there to be loved and squeezed and read and stuffed into shoulder bags and left in the sun and read again until there's nothing left but the best kind of memories

Mondays make me feel like I'm the only one that works.

Here are my top 10 games of the year. I've been looking forward to writing this comprehensive list where I include a few words to those who have followed my career so far. Sharing is much appreciated. bignerdgaming.com/2024/12/09/a...

"Two halves don't make a whole" -Vanessa Lachey #TheUltimatum Are you sure?

Watching just one broadcast game in the noon slot feels kind of vintage and romantic: the NFL equivalent of vinyl. #NFL

Going to incept my 2025 #Spotify Wrapped by playing my Top Songs 2024 playlist exclusively for the next year.

Separating reality from satire has never been more difficult

Annoyingly ubiquitous as year-end lists are, I find them pretty helpful for albums/books I missed or ones that deserve another chance. Among 2024's examples is #Doechii

I hate how much knowledge I have of the Lachay/Netflix reality dating universe

Keith Van Horn and his iconic knee socks graced my Social Studies folder in fourth grade

So much room for improvement: how many times did I listen to each song in my playlist? Playlists broken into seasons? Most searched artist? They have all the data, mine as well share 🤷🏻‍♂️