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kashishimotoh1.bsky.social
I never saw the appeal in Twitter, I'm just a guy who be thinking about shit.
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How crazy is it that I'm searching the internet to see if I can trade my lease in early, because I still cannot get my head wrapped around keeping this fuckin orange truck, and I suddenly get a call from Cochran asking if I like it?! I'm a warlock.

I stopped past an early karaoke show tonight. This is the absolute worst sound system management I've ever heard. Don't think I'll be coming back. Can't drop the name of this place, I'm still here and haven't sang my song yet 🙃

This..... Is....... Hilarious.

I have a sneaking suspicion that Calvin Broadus is about to drop a track with Tom MacDonald. If you don't know who that is, consider yourself lucky #calvinaintsnoopnomore

I was feeling pretty good about myself, and then a look in the mirror quickly ruined that. May as well step on the scale to destroy what's left of my self-confidence.

One of the things that global warming fucked up is cuffing season. Fat dudes like me used to look good between mid-November and at least the first half of March. Now we're lucky if we get 2 weeks in January.

This is hilarious 😂 I am not having trouble, I logged out on purpose. They've noticed. #fuckmeta #fuckzuckerberg #deletingthisshit

Banksy.... Doing the Lord's work 😁

I've been on this app less than 5 minutes, and had to block someone already 🤦🏾‍♂️ Is this how it's gonna be?