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katekoenigmusic.bsky.social
🎸 Musician; 📝 Journalist; ⚔️ Adventurer 📍Portland, ME Individual purpose is found in human connection katekoenig.com katekoenigmusic.com
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Tr**p is the most fragile narcissist to have ever walked the Earth

I stg why does every other post on here contain some kind of slang/jargon/niche word or acronym with 0 context clues as to what it means. y'all are hipsters

Did you invent your own alphabet and then write messages in it to show your classmates instead of paying attention in biology class or are you neurotypical

Did you memorize the Greek alphabet for fun in middle school and then name all your teacher's classroom plants after a letter from it, or are you neurotypical?

I think I need to walk around with a sign that says "neurotypicals dni"

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Yay Maine!

Wow go figure the allergy medication I was prescribed for my long-Covid cough isn't working lol

When the lead photo on someone's Hinge profile is a group shot I'm like "WHO ARE YOU???"

It's hard out there for an AFAB, constantly having their personal life experience doubted for no valid reason

I know this might seem a bit far-fetched, but it is in fact possible to let people know when you have to go during a text conversation rather than just disappearing mid-convo

Thought this said "flight" at first and I was like uhhh pass

-- marked themselves safe from dating a closeted incel. Phew 🫠

Today’s cover of the Daily Star in London Nailed it 🎯🤣

WTF. ANOTHER?!

Fondly remembering that time this guy I dated got defensive when I asked if "red piller" basically means "incel" (which I've since learned it ... does). He asked if I had meant to be hurtful. Just ... ... wat lol

Hey this is a prettay good song I wrote one time

Disputed a charge on my credit card and I was actually wrong and owed it and just figured that out after the "merchant" clapped back, so really I just succeeded at pissing some people off

Very alarming...

Don't mind me, I'm just chillin' bored as almighty fuck waiting on like 10 people to get back to me >:(((( 😑

I regret to this day when, during a piano lesson, my 7-year-old student said the lowercase script "n" I'd written on the whiteboard was actually a "u." I corrected her, despite that my penmanship made the letter look way more like a "u" than an "n." I gaslit the poor child 😓

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I'm glad I got to a point in my life where I am comfortable using big words I love in conversation, bc it makes me happy and feel true to my self-expression and also not enabling of anti-intellectualism

Taken at Mount Olympus in Washington state, August 2015.

Trump is and always has been an idiotic buffoon figurehead whose bigoted and bafflingly magnetic personality has been weaponized by those far more intelligent albeit truly insidious among the rightwing aristocracy

I maintain that Guayaki Yerba Mate is nectar of the gods. Again this is not sponsored content

-- marked themselves safe from another instamacy-driven relationship. Yikes

Damn it's tough out there finding friends who are stable and not in denial about making terrible life choices

One time after I interviewed Eric Johnson for an article, he wrote my name down to check out my new album and then he did but he only listened to the first track cuz he didn't like it :(((

I always get kinda nervous before final boss fights in Zelda games (really the only games I commit to) and have to like hype myself to actually go into them