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TB’s wife. JD’s mom. Sammy the Dogg. Wine and pizza enthusiast, always snark, sometimes Cubs.
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Interviewer: So what special skills would you bring to this company Me: [whistles, guy holding sizzling platter of fajitas enters] Interviewer: You are fucking hired sir

why does it look like The More You Know logo is crashing back to earth

(Outkast voice) drones over jersey

Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

This is Daisy. She celebrated her quinceañera with a cake almost as adorable as she is. Almost. 13/10

cashier: can take your order? me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)

D-I-E-H-A-R-D Find out what it means to me D-I-E-H-A-R-D Take care, John McC Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi…

The way I see it, we have another couple of weeks at most around here before the brands, celebrities, and various grifters show up. Make the most of it

Seen a couple posts where people are surprised that Flavor Flav has opinions on politics and I feel like I need to remind you all of Public Enemy and what Public Enemy is

Friends, I just can’t watch the Cyle Hendricks video yet. I’m not strong enough yet

Reconnecting with my twitter mutuals

Every time I see someone proclaim “it’s never been worse!” or “I’m tired of these tough times!” my assumption is you’re not friends with any Black folks. Or Native Americans. Or Asian Americans. Or any LGBTQ+ folks. I just assume that at this point.

My dog now thinks he’s a middle manager.

I really cannot stress enough that people need to stop criming on social media. Meta handed over the messages. Most social media apps will respond to subpoenas, which is why you can’t talk about how you’re trying to get an abortion on Facebook or on Twitter or on iMessage in a hostile state. Please.

threads vs twitter is extremely let them fight vibes I just don’t have another app in the tank. I’m old.

Oh shit more people have jobs? That’s terrible

Reconnecting with my twitter mutuals