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So the trick to get the 5 year old to school is for them to have a bouncy castle. Unfortunately, I doubt I can convince them to rent one for the entire school year.

5 year old likes to listen to a very specific 4 minute piano lullaby all night while she sleeps. Somehow the transition to the very similar piano song I have for my alarm actually does wake me up. But not the kids. Brains are weird.

😂🤣😂 ELBOWS UP!! #MarkCarney #turtleisland #indigenous #Canada #cdnpoli @canadiangreens.bsky.social @liberal-party.bsky.social @ndp.ca #Alberta #abpoli #Ontario #onpoli #Quebec #pqpoli #BritishColumbia #bcpoli #Manitoba #mbpoli #skpoli #pepoli #nspoli #nbpoli #nlpoli #nupoli #ntpoli #ytpoli

The election is over, so am I going to have to admit that the lack of sleep is a me-problem now? I'm so tired.

Well, it's not the overwhelming mandate I wanted. It makes me sort of sick how many Canadians want garbage American style politicians. But it sure was fun to wake up and watch PP go bye bye. #cdnpol

It's voting day in Canada. Back in November I was absolutely sure that Harris would pull it off, that people couldn't possibly be that stupid. But y'all disabused me of that notion. And I am biting my nails in fear today. Canada, please don't be as stupid as them. We just can't. Elbows up, eh?

Tomorrow, Canada will decide between a between a world-wide respected leader, experienced in guiding countries through national crises & a Trump puppet. Check your riding at votewell.ca or smartvoting.ca to see if you need to #VoteStrategically. #CdnPoli #CdnElxn #Elxn2025 #ElbowsUp #CanadaStrong

#cdnpoli #neverpoilievre #elbowsup

Had a really birdy morning walk. Even found my bird of the day, which I've only seen on our street once before.

YOU FUCK WITH ONE OF US YOU FUCK WITH ALL OF US.

Alright. I got snacks. I got yarn. I've walked the dog. I'm all set for a two hour video about the JFK files.

#CDNPoli

Ah yes. Spring.

Americans be like #cdnpoli #elbowsup

Some #kittykontent as I wait patiently to see if Frozen Head Park has trolled us all. #barkelycats #bm100

Behold. An extremely fluffy tabby cat. Not any special breed. Just fluffy.

I book the kids' appointments for early morning because it's when I have the most spoons. But it also means I spend my mornings running around like the proverbial headless chicken when we actually have to go to these appointments.

Daylight savings, the Monday back after March break. And I have to wake up a 5 year old who already dislikes getting ready for school. Pray for me.

This was lovely to see. Good job New Brunswick liquor. And the delicious local beer I treated myself to.

He thinks this grassy spot is his personal promenade.

Putin started the war with Ukraine. Putin is the dictator not Zelenskyy. And Trump is a lying fucking c*nt. And anyone standing with Trump and Putin are traitors. #SlavaUkraine #IStandWithUkraine

I found the tiktok of the rescue that saved our boy. And I'm reminded of Fishtopher, who taught us that to be loved is to be changed.

Me: which part of I don't want to pick you up are you struggling with? My 3 year old: the why are you sitting down then bit. Must be time for the daily Mom Is Not Furniture lesson.

Made homemade playdoh for my youngest. Cool. Problem is, the dog thinks it's food and won't stop drooling over it. Even after we stole a nibble, he wants more.

The tech at the dentist just turned off the tv for the radio because "no one needs to watch The View while having a filling."

I'm losing it at the amount of people who are shocked that Canadians are booing and boycotting American products and teams. Did y'all expect us to roll over and take shit? This is the Find Out portion. 🇨🇦

Imbolc doesn't mean much when the ground will be frozen for another 3 months, but I still see it as a sign that I've survived the darkest part of winter and light is on the horizon. And we all need that this year. Imbolc blessings to all. (And Lammas to those in the south)

I live for the day when my youngest child decides she can sit on the furniture instead of on me. #OneDay

If you see this, post your favourite flower.

It is a freeze the snot right in your nose type of morning. My poor dog I adopted from Texas is a very unhappy boy.