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katriddell.bsky.social
writer, knitter, cyborg, library wizard, Gentlewoman of Evil. “chaotic but a delight.” “lewd but a gentleman.” cake/coffee life. practice makes better. 🏳️‍🌈🧃✡️ (any pronouns)
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My potholder just melted onto the handle of my pan, like, bestie, I don’t think you understand your purpose????

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Yesterday I made my dad and I the Cheesy Black Bean and Corn Skillet Bake from The Bean Book (mods: no jalapeño or red pepper flakes due to Midwestern Dad, substitute cumin instead) and served it with cornbread and it was a hit.

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

My dad just left and Coleslaw is SO TUCKERED, bless

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

What if I reached inside my face and just yanked my entire sinuses out

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

My dad: literally cannot get to my place before 4:30, and that’s if he doesn’t stop ONCE Me since 10am: omg my dad is gonna be here soon

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Grocery delivery also forgot my lemon juice, how am I supposed to live laugh ldrink bee’s knees under these circumstances

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I do not expect the world from my grocery delivery shoppers, but I feel like they ought know the difference between “2 sweet onions” and “one yellow onion”

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In a complete contrast to this morning, this afternoon my bus came AT LEAST five minutes early and I missed it. So. Normal commuting day here.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

At this point in the document I’m transcribing there’s a lot of mention of Mr. Riddle and I bet you can figure out how exactly I’m typing that every single time.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Oh my GOD the driver just switched to the wrong route

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Second bus is FIFTEEN MINUTES LATE, this is fine

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The problem with thin walls is I can’t always tell if something is a Terrier Noise or a Neighbor Noise, and while both are chaotic, only one is My Problem.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

“Stop romanticizing Heathcliff and Cathy, they’re both as awful and manipulative as each other” YES, THAT’S WHAT MAKES THEM SOULMATES

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

What’s the silliest thing you ever earnestly believed, mine is when I was a teenager I was convinced that I was secretly Italian despite 1. looking exactly like my parents, and 2. my entire family being from Northern Europe BECAUSE I liked pasta A Lot.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

If the dead mouse is still in the laundry room the day City Man comes back I’m going to make and install a little cardboard gravestone.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Hmm will I remember to hide the large Tom of Finland book that is proudly on display in my office/guest room before my dad comes to visit or not

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

When Pest Man came last week I mentioned the dead mouse in the laundry room and he said “I saw that on the report, but I didn’t see it in there” but LO AND BEHOLD I just went to out laundry in and the exact same dead mouse is still in the exact same spot it was over two weeks ago.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Oh yay the Tylenol (and my will to live) just kicked in

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Wondering if Sudafed will decongest me enough to be worth the tachycardia (lolsob nothing is worth Sudafed tachycardia)

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

When will my husband* return from war** *sinuses **stop being so fucking congested

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