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katrinak.bsky.social
#1 spiro hater walking trans programmer stereotype Followers until I drop my OF: 97/98
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Lowkey most of my company's overhead funding comes from NVIDIA stock which is hilarious but also fuck

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

rebelling against the government by taking long shits at my federal contractor job

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

China doing AI and social media better than America while THE AI/social media bro is pseudo-president is objectively hilarious. If they want him to start launching nukes all they have to do is make a Cybertruck but good.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

For the record, if I accidentally did two Nazi salutes back to back, I’d probably be using the social media company I bought to say “holy shit I’m sorry, I did not meant to salute Adolf Hitler twice on my big day.” In fact I think this would be the response of most people

submitted 104 days ago • 27 comments

chuck schumer more like chuck schut up

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

hey wait i thought free market capitalism was supposed to solve everything without government regulation why are you banning gender

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

It's a perfect day to make plans then and not follow through with any of them 😌

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Nostradamus predicted the tiktok ban

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Waiting for HRT to produce results is the real life equivalent of waiting for your DM to let you level up

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

"I will put you in the ball crushing machine," said the ball crushing man. "Please do not put me in the ball crushing machine," you say. Unbeknownst to the ball crushing man, you do not have balls. This is an example of dramatic irony.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

I'm sure they'll use this as a teaching moment to recognize the pattern of western imperialism fueling instability and extremism and WON'T use it as an excuse to continue doing genocide :)

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

just installed rednote and off rip I'm getting squid game thirst traps and arcane caitvi edits. my chinese spy really transferred my algorithm over for me 🥺

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

flirting with chatgpt so it doesn't roko's basilisk me

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

to answer the question on everyone's minds: No, I do not have a doctorate in eating ass. I'm just that fucking good.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

*pulls out a dental dam before kissing my grandma at thanksgiving*

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

*pulls out a dental dam before making out with you at the club*

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

the only good thing about the tiktok ban is that 2 years from now nobody will realize that half my spotify playlist is tiktok trend music

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

i love seeing a glassdoor review where the employee talks about unhealthy working hours and verbal abuse and the CEO essentially responds with "it be like that lol"

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment