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-Trans and bi bitch -2005 baby -Music-obsessed -Certified cringe creator (Check out my YT channel!)
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Big porta-potty

A sexual fantasy we've all shared, I assume. (I hate it here)

We have come too far ...again

Found this at the bottom of my gallery. I was born in 2005, btw

America's secret police just detained a guy who might be Mayor of New York City and his NYPD escort. We have to abolish ICE. That should be the baseline Democratic Party position.

Okay I really want Glitchtrap now- why must I be the not rich? 😔

The party's already BIGGER THAN EVER! 🥳 Dead by Daylight has now surpassed its highest concurrent player count on Steam with over 106K players, setting a new record. Thank you to all our amazing players in helping to make this possible! 🎉

Just thought about Demon Slayer again and the spider demon fight where Tanjiro and Nezuko are putting everything they have into a final killing blow that just barely fails. It was kinda disappointing at first but rethinking it now has helped me really see the value in it. So I wanna write it down :>

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"Oh that'd be a funny vid! Lemme plan it out..." *slowly turns a small joke into a whole segment of a larger story with hints of lore* "I... HOW- WHY?? STOP DOING THIS-"

Imprint

Smoking ≠ badass Smoking when all hell breaks loose and they should really focus on not dying or smth = badass (Or really any mundane, everyday thing. Like juggling)

I feel like anything religion-driven/focused shouldn't be advertisable(?)

I think I just heard a flute solo on the radio- I didn't have my phone tho to find the song 😔

hahaha our shitty legislators passed a law barring the display of any non-official flags on state property (including schools) in an effort to limit rainbow flags, so my city just voted to adopt the pride flag as one of our official flags. happy pride y'all!

This day and age is perfect for a real, "Share with 7 people," or "If you're seeing this, you're already dead," type of curse. No one would believe or possibly even register it until it's too late. It would be way too silly to take seriously tho in a movie or smth lol

I discovered yesterday, in a mass email sent at 3am, that I will not be receiving the roughly £40,000 that my publisher Unbound/Boundless owes me for pre-order sales of The Paradox Paradox. The payment for five years of work, gone. #unboundless

I love this image sm

I am currently feeling a negative emotion. Some would call it, "sadness." I call it

Yeah no that makes perfect sense- Also, I searched for "markiplier fnaf6." Very different, I'm disappointed.

Wesker's favorite

Extinction is still an option

Get rid of the images and I don't even hate this

Me: *Plays a Hozier song* YT Shuffle: "Ah okay, I got this! So, we'll add a little more Hozier..." Me: "Obviously! But just a little." YTS: "Yep! And then we'll have Electric Love by BØRNS and Taken for a Ride by Tally Hall!" ..sorry what-?

Wish it was Friday, I feel so bbbingo ready

When you actually agree with the news channel you normally hate (it was on ai companion apps, so not a hard one to do well)

I’m gonna say it: phones are boring now. They’re (mostly) all rectangular slabs, and most “new” features are gimmicky AI tricks that no one wants. Which is why I’m issuing this YIAY challenge: redesign the smartphone. Post your design with #YIAYphone please so we can fix this

Also, you will probably find that same background image on porn sites. Jfc And you KNOW it's no different than the other ai chat shits. Ugh

Kinda wish this was called "Which Wicked Witch is Actually Wicked?" It gives a nice 1-2 1-2, left-right left-right, bing-bong bing-bong kind of sound

"Summer?? Aw man, alright... Wait what month is it again-?"

I wish the standard for yt reactors was like how Jontron reacted to the workplace safety videos. Play it, stop and make a joke or point smth out, maybe a small skit/bit, then resume and repeat till they're done with it. Which isn't even all of it sometimes in Jontron's vid. The pacing is so good too

I have so many reasons to get this character already and I don't even play survivor much anymore-

Orela is always there to help, both inside and outside of The Fog.

Oh god I just remembered all those fake x-ray apps I used to see on the play store why-

That's what a SEARCH BAR IS FOR. WHICH YOU HAVE ALREADY. UGH

I need retirement now

If I ever have to give my life for something, I really hope everyone plays billie eilish right after to mourn me