katthevirgo.bsky.social - Profile | ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

I just feel like Beyoncé should have a two kids in college and a surprise 2023 baby discount, cause momma is college and baby broke and gonna be so for many many many more years. When they graduate the next kid goes to college and then 12 years later the baby goes.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t ask her if she ate. Just cash app her and tell her to eat

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

Bout to see how well them people deal with bootstrap theory in real world application They didn't think it could happen to them and they voted for it too It's all we've ever been told to do so we already know Isn't it ironic 🤷🏾‍♂️ youtu.be/9Uq4JeasFOU?...

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

When you have a kid in college 🙄😑 Trying to let this boy live, but call your mother

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I have that and this one in my phone cause sometimes you gotta remind folks

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t have a bra on, my hair isn’t done, my room is a mess and this lady wants to have an “on camera” performance review in 2hrs 😩

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I’m like a proud cousin 😭 ❤️

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Y’all are the type of people who go out to eat, order a meal, not like it, and then spend the rest of the evening walking around complaining to people with the same meal about how much you don’t like it—even though they’re clearly enjoying it. #superbowlhalftime #kendricklamar #kdot

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Idgaf if you didn’t like the halftime show.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Stephen A said, “if I was married”, this is the reminder HE IS NOT.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this post, post a pic from your device without any explanation

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

He says, “you probably think Hurts is attractive like all them other middle age women.” And then got mad when I responded, “YOU think he’s attractive, cause it objectively true”.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know why I went on here just to know we do have the money but it would be irresponsible 😩 I don’t want ‘sponsibilities

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The old me would have spent this paycheck on those Cowboy Carter tickets, but I’ve been working with my therapist and marring counselor for a more harmonious marriage, I guess this is growth 😩

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Diarrhea…. When you work in a cancer center you spell it a lot and sometimes I get it so wrong spell check be like “bytch we don’t know what the fck you’re trying to say” 🤦🏽‍♀️

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

People can become disabled at any point in time. By accident or sickness no one is immune to it. Texas got some nerve I tell ya that

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

What it looks like when you go to school full time and work full time. I might be a 38 year old mom of 4, but my mom was 36 and a mom of 6 when she went back. Grace ain’t raise punk or a dummy #igotthis

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

This man stay trying me… He’s on day two of a cold I had a week ago MIND YOU I’m immunocompromised and that mess hits me like a ton of bricks #isaidwhatisaid

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

That’s your interpretation. In my opinion he was loud and clear. You don’t want people to dictate how you should receive something, so you don’t get to dictate how we receive something. Now I don’t quite understand how one could her Sam Jackson’s part and believe this but that’s you.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

This is how I know my husband old, he still uses that “old school” NY sign off 😂

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

60 seconds of my Ghanaian rapper bf losing it over Kendrick's halftime show 😂

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Everything always comes back in style

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick Lamar’s very normal Super Bowl halftime show had the MAGA faithful pearl-clutching and conspiracy theorizing.

submitted 12 days ago • 10 comments

I want to make pasta for dinner with a red sauce but I’m trying to elevate it. What’s something interesting I can change or add? #pasta #dinnerideas #cooking

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Do you think the only issue people have with that lady is because she is white? Alexis hasn’t done anything that I’ve seen

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

When you’re this analytical, people should be scared of you. Calculated doesn’t even begin to explain it

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

It's plenty Black folks i wouldn't invite to the cookout. Let's get THAT list straight before we start taking walk ups

submitted 13 days ago • 26 comments

Probably one of the best ideas I’ve seen in a while. We should exclude them more often. In the next four years I betta not see none of y’all handing out invites to the cook out

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been saying this since last night. What exactly were y’all expecting? He didn’t just meet my expectations he exceeded them

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Nobody is telling me nothing this Black History Month, you hear?

submitted 13 days ago • 27 comments

Y’all haters corny with that MAGA 💩

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

If you didn’t like it… If you’re complaining… If you didn’t understand it… If you have to Dial-a-Melanin friend… It wasn’t for you. Do not ask your melanated friends, family or coworkers to explain Kendrick Lamar’s #SuperBowl Halftime Show. It’s not our job. Google it.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

It’s cool if you don’t like Kendrick but to hate on a performance like that is some boot licker shit bc how you miss the point smh

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

❤️

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Still not an Eagles fan. So happy for them. Hurts is fine as hell. Kendrick did something to me on a spiritual level with that performance.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

What yall say about DEI?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The Abbott Elementary team with the 90s fine QB won!!

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

BLACK PEOPLE WON TONIGHT. NO, I WILL NOT BE EXPLAINING.

submitted 13 days ago • 143 comments

That’s beautiful man right there

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Yall know I am not a Taylor fan at all but the way Travis was kissing Trumps ring after the crap he said about Taylor… I hope she breaks up with that man right after this ass kicking. Please kick him while he is down Tay Tay! And that’s on being a girl’s girl 💜

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I feel the ancestors heavy on tonight!!!

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

you gotta be historically racist to watch that performance and think it was anything but exceptional

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments