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Sending your child to school everyday in the US would cause me such fucking anxiety

Facts are spoken here 😂😂☕️

The latest episode of the apprentice , you can tell its in London simply because you could not flog a pizza that small for £13 up north.

I'm so ready for it to be spring

I thought this was just on simpsons

My kids keep saying "Ayo" and I fear they aren't cool enough for that because at home they are little nerds 🤓😂

Does Elon actually know how many kids he's got?

Another Saturday disco with my kids finding it strange that I know who Eminem is, as if he's some new artist 🤣

Go back on twitter for 2 minutes and there's a bloke covered in paint doing hand , foot and cock prints on the floor 🙃

I've had it up to here with your "rules"

Leo Woodall is too handsome 😮‍💨

No one remembers the weeble cartoon Cat Face and that makes me sad 🥲

Hey now, hey now, don't dream it's over 🎶

Just saw a clip of Molly Mae saying she doesn't see how she will do anything for herself again now she is a mother. what a change to a couple of years ago when she said we all have the same 24 hours in a day 🤭 welcome to life of being a mum 🤣

If a cat wants something all it has to do is stand in the middle of a room and start meowing loudly and someone will actually come by and try to figure out what it wants. It is unfair I cannot do this

millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance

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In the pub for breakfast, someone has brought their dog and it's been patiently waiting for a sausage 😄🐶

I dont care how much the investment is. I don't think I could deal with force laughing at Sugar's shit jokes

MY MUM, SEPTEMBER 11TH 2001: oh God. It's all too much MY DAD: Jesus. Did you hear about the Pentagon ME, SIX YEARS OLD, HAVING LEARNED MY SHAPES THAT MORNING: yes :)

"Well, of course everything looks bad if you remember it"

2025 so far:

Trying to get a hold of a Shadow build a bear is what it must have been like trying to get a Buzz Lightyear 30 years ago

Waking up and watching the News every day

🤩💫 ABSOLUTELY ASTONISHING!!!

Now and then, I think it would be cool to get a tattoo, and then I remember how much of a wimp I am and that thought goes away 🙂

Imagine only having 99 problems.

The lollipop lady crossed me over road on my own after I'd dropped the kids off 🤣

Don't worry, I brought my rapping Daft Punk tape @exploding-girl.bsky.social

Last night #lufc