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ChatGPT renderings of my pets as people. Guess which one’s the cat and which one’s the dog.

Someday this will be over. He’ll leave. Time will pass. He’ll be a guest on late night talk shows. Do his funny little dance. We’ll all laugh. He’ll give someone we like a fist bump, and we’ll say he’s gotten kinder with age, relieved we can go back to ignoring abuses that don’t directly affect us.

Our first game of the season! #gophils #waitthatlookslikeisaidgophers

Sunday Snoozies

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I say this with no malice: WTF even is the Delco accent?

We've got AI-generated political scandals now, but we still don't have the shower-dryer combo from Blade Runner.

I finally decided to join the cool kids and watch Severance.

Everyone’s talking about how great Mayhem is, and I couldn’t agree more. youtu.be/tlz-GvJQlVg?...

Agreed, China House fortune cookie. Agreed.

I saw Kraftwerk last week, and it was easily a top 5 show for me. I know nobody likes watching other people’s concert footage, but seriously. Look at this. It’s like a dystopian rave where the performers are robots and the attendees are just grownups with day jobs.

I get to see these guys tonight! 🤖

Results of the blood panel: my little buddy has hyperthyroidism and will have to be on meds from now on unless we do the radioactive iodine treatment. I opted for meds because the treatment procedure sounds scary to me, and there’s a risk it might not work.

Uh, thanks for the tip, fortune cookie?

Vet: looks like Nozky’s not grooming herself as much as she should, so we’d like to do a blood panel just to see if anything’s going on. Me: It’s not that she’s not grooming herself. It’s more that she’s not NOT a basement gremlin.

Kurt Vonnegut writing about the hypocrisy of so-called Christians. #Vonnegut #Writing

What I would give for our dog to be like Dug from Up when she sees a squirrel instead of Joan Crawford from Mommy Dearest.

She’d been nagging all day, and no amount of petting was enough. Turns out she just needed her blankie.

If you told me this was a Bangles song, I’d be like “wow that’s pretty progressive for the 80s; turn it up.”

This is the face of someone who licked your pillow until it will never dry, and the stain will forever remind you that dinner is at 3pm if she says it is.

(Chris Farley voice) Sweet mother of God, what is the holdup? Let the dog eat your breakfast!