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𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑. Non-sequiturs, filthy drawings, sum laffs Adopted, AuDHD, GameDev, Writer, Coder, AI art, fauxtography, comedy wonk, ex-boy. "Honorary Irish a.f." -- the taoiseach

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You know how in olden times, they gave a person a surname based on what they did? Where did Boxleitner come from? Did he just take shit out of boxes before you pick them up?

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Do autistics spot other autistics with reeeeeeeedar?

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Once in a while, you capture the zeitgeist, but are too ashamed to admit that it sucks that now you can only get this guy on Nebula.

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(having more cats than you know what to do with) is to (insane cat lady) as (stacking up decades of old newspapers) is to (mentally ill obsessive old man) as (owning too many dolls) is to (weird sorority girl) as (having more money than you could count in a lifetime) is to (billionaire)

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We have gotten a place in society I never thought we'd see-- that we would have completely exhausted the vocabulary finally appropriate to the time. I've heard "fascist" before. I've heard "dictator" before. I've heard "oligarch" before. I've heard "retarded electorate" before. I've heard "dumbest..

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Trying to make a well-meaning, and thorough argument against someone who does not share your values is practically doing their job for them. Like saying that deporting migrants hurts them and their familes-- because you assume they will also think it's a bad thing. Cruelty is the point.

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Is it harder to say "I love you" when you mean it, or don't mean it?

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I can't think of a more apt metaphor for American politics right now than. MAGA is Daffy. It makes more sense when you know how this ends.

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You know maybe somebody should have told them that trans can also include transvestites. And then explain that transvestites are men that like to wear women's clothing, particularly undergarments when nobody else knows. It would be fun to see Senator John Kennedy at a pride parade.

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Hashtag Eric the Actor

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"Hey, I'd rather help someone avoid being beaten down by life than help them show everyone they were." "Wow, that's kind of prof--" "What I'm saying is I don't date women your age."

You know how in olden times, they gave a person a surname based on what they did? Where did Boxleitner come from? Did he just take shit out of boxes before you pick them up?

Do autistics spot other autistics with reeeeeeeedar?

Once in a while, you capture the zeitgeist, but are too ashamed to admit that it sucks that now you can only get this guy on Nebula.

(having more cats than you know what to do with) is to (insane cat lady) as (stacking up decades of old newspapers) is to (mentally ill obsessive old man) as (owning too many dolls) is to (weird sorority girl) as (having more money than you could count in a lifetime) is to (billionaire)

We have gotten a place in society I never thought we'd see-- that we would have completely exhausted the vocabulary finally appropriate to the time. I've heard "fascist" before. I've heard "dictator" before. I've heard "oligarch" before. I've heard "retarded electorate" before. I've heard "dumbest..

Trying to make a well-meaning, and thorough argument against someone who does not share your values is practically doing their job for them. Like saying that deporting migrants hurts them and their familes-- because you assume they will also think it's a bad thing. Cruelty is the point.

Is it harder to say "I love you" when you mean it, or don't mean it?

I can't think of a more apt metaphor for American politics right now than. MAGA is Daffy. It makes more sense when you know how this ends.

You know maybe somebody should have told them that trans can also include transvestites. And then explain that transvestites are men that like to wear women's clothing, particularly undergarments when nobody else knows. It would be fun to see Senator John Kennedy at a pride parade.

Hashtag Eric the Actor

"Hey, I'd rather help someone avoid being beaten down by life than help them show everyone they were." "Wow, that's kind of prof--" "What I'm saying is I don't date women your age."

I love the outdoors Right where it is

After a certain amount, money is just points.

They're so awkward at that age.