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kavviredfeather.bsky.social
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That moment when you're watching an anime and can tell that over half their budget went into the fight scenes that are necessarily 3D rendered

Feline furs don't need towels to clean up after sex. Just use your tongues

Canadian strippers must hate it when the ones start getting thrown.

I am the whorlax, i speak for the Deez, and the Deez say, "Get on your knees~"

Cum isn't vegan.

I think about killing weeds in my garden because the other things get me put in the bouncy room again

Man, i love the smell of latex condoms *looks over at Durex* Except you. You smell like cheap dollarama bathroom cleaner....

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I'm currently watching @nitrofox.bsky.social raid my neighbours' chicken coop after they said they don't need a fence. Could i scare him away? Yes, will i? No.

Currently being dragged away by a hyena dommy mommy who's got a bigger bulge than me, don't send help. Send lube.

bad habit 🐱☁️

There's a distinct lack of cock out here in the countryside to suck.

Would love someone to collar me and walk me around like a good pup, and maybe pump a hot, sticky treat down my throat here and there.

I'm the reason why the frogs are gay

What do you call a bull in a cuck chair? Beef stroganoff

Some condoms have no business smelling as awful as they do ( looking at you, durex )

Know your alliance

If it wasn't meant to be shoved up my ass they wouldn't have made the cactus dick shaped😤

Susan Crawford wins the Wisconsin Supreme Court election, according to many election analysts. This after Elon Musk and others poured millions into anti-transgender advertisements in the state. The anti-trans panic failed in Wisconsin. This is a major victory for LGBTQ+ people in the state.

We're serious about April Fools Day. We're for real. You can get a snoot today fr. 👇 snoutfucker.com

Wish someone would knuckle deep finger fuck me while we're eating at some fast food place.

Need a fat cock in my throat and balls slapping my chin

If you're older than 500 and still in the fandom, that's kinda sus

Wish i could be someone's cocksleve rn 😮‍💨

When you're too lazy to work the air out of your enema bulb so now everybody in the house is judging you.

Saying no homo but then your balls kiss.

Morning Coffee With @aleisterle.bsky.social and Henry on FA 💦💦💦☕ Furaffinity: www.furaffinity.net/view/57512121/ #digitalartist #artist #furryartist #furryfandom #commissionart #digitalart #digitalartwork #nsfwart #art #furry #furrynsfw #yiff #eroticart #furryart #artshare #illustration

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Eating a well-done steak with vegan mayo and ketchup

For every like, I'll tell a kink I'm into or dislike. Directly asking about a specific kink works, too. ( until there's nothing else for me to say)

Arin really can't keep his urges down sometimes... 🐶💦🐱💦 (featuring @chaosdraws.bsky.social!)

My end of a thing for @fudatsu.bsky.social Returning to a much beloved ship of mine 💖💖

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The profile above this skeet wants to wear licorice panties

Big Bouncy Tanuki balls

Mammals are stinky

Just like condoms, you shouldn't flush your bird friends after using them.