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kayburn.bsky.social
Twin mom. Sarcasm all day. Love my hubby. Miss my dead dad. I think I’m funny, don’t be mean to me. 💙🖕
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submitted 19 days ago • 265 comments

Happy Pride Month, Fannibals!

submitted 23 days ago • 35 comments

I wear everyday I believe more and more this is the Matrix.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

I’m going to call it whatever the fuck I wanna call it. K? HBO max smdh

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

The other day I had a migraine so bad I considered putting a screwdriver through my temple. Then I remembered Dan Brown has a new book coming in the fall… I have to make it that long. #thesecretsofsecrets #danbrown

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

My husband just tried to tell me that “Asian Zing” from BWW is “the best sauce ever. Bro nfw

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I’m just wondering, what’s coming first.. The Simpsons Movie sequel or Grand Theft Auto 6?

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

THE FIRST AMERICAN POPE!? A man of the working people! 🥰💪 I’m here for it 👏

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I am only watching the conclave because of Pope Francis. That man changed the image of the church for both believers and nonbelievers, such as myself. I can only hope the next Pope can fill his shoes.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Mya was made to be chicken tender. 😂😂

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t care about religion, but Pope Francis was a Pope to the people. He brought the Catholic religion to the modern age and I’m truly saddened by his loss.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

What’s your #thronglet #humantype Is this good or bad? @netflix.com #blackmirror

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

What would you say is Tom Hanks best role?

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 69 days ago • 57 comments

Take me there.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

And I can’t even buy eggs. 🥲

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I am in love with this photo. They were soo excited dad was pulling in from work. 😂😂 And tbf so was I.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Just me and the ladies watching tv.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t you dare call it ✨seasonal✨ depression when it’s 87 and sunny

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Reddit called it #trumping

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

IT IS! FREEDOM PF SPEECH IS BEING TAKEN AWAY RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

My mental health is easily hours away from 2007 Britney. She says while she sits smoking in the garage, hiding from her twins.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Why is the life of a person even political?

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

I think I’ve seen this before….

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Hear me out, I finished Geostorm on Netflix and I hated the ending.. like NASA should’ve ABSOLUTELY given control over after that! UH HELLO AMERICA ABUSED THE POWER! UN should’ve totally stepped in!

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Book club today we do discussed how Stephen King can never scare me. 🙂‍↔️

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Just to be a petty bitch.. does anyone know Donald Trump’s least favorite books… imma buy them 😂

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

EVEN PET SEMETARY!?! That’s what I’m reading rn. Stay tuned. Norma died and Ellie is asking questions after the funeral. 👀👀

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

keep on going booker! 💙 @booker.senate.gov @corybooker.com

submitted 85 days ago • 57 comments

We got chicks. I’m worried I’ll turn my page into a chicken page. Or I’ll get too much negative attention and cry and never show them. Social media is hard.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

WHAT ABOUT OUR GOVERNMENT 🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

I have absolutely nothing better to do this week so tell me something to watch. Today it’s Jake Gyllenhaal’s “Enemy”. Just make sure it’s streaming somewhere.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Wait do all wives make their SO get water before bed?

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

It is sometimes round.

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

I’m old enough that I’m going to now complain that the music in Zero Day is WAY too loud. Can’t hear dialogue. I’m 31 so I’m of age to say that.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I was right to say no more babies. 👶🏼 babies of course.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

I’m a bit late but @familyguyonfox.bsky.social THE LATEST EPISODE 🐔😳🤯

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