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kayex.bsky.social
I make content on the internet with varying degrees of success | Pfp by @favorite-lie.bsky.social | He/Him
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Yeah, I guess you could say I’m pwetty fweaking goated with it 😎

SPEEDY SAUSAGE MY FUCKING GOAT, BETTER THAN THE REST OF THEM, PROVING TO THE HATERS THAT THE HOTDOG IS THE MOST AERODYNAMIC SHAPE! THERE WAS NEVER A DOUBT IN MY MIND, RELISH THIS MOMENT IN HISTORY AND SAY THAT YOU WERE HERE FOR IT!

I’m at a Pinewood Derby fundraising event right now and I couldn’t find my old pinewood car so I got to pick out my own car Everyone, meet the Speedy Sausage

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I hate how hard it is to open up to people these days because I’m legitimately afraid of looking like this when I try to be serious about anything ever

Whenever I type out "$1" this is how I'm saying it btw

playing that hit new stream game yay www.twitch.tv/kayexlive

I had no idea I needed a Donkey Kong 3D platformer in my life until right now holy shit

i think i should go back to twitter

this game is so awesome

just got pulled over for DUI, I just got this new Happy Ghast today this is bullshit

It’s funny watching a Daily Dose video and seeing someone get into a really horrific accident and then he’ll say “The good news is, nobody got hurt :)” that’s bullshit there ain’t no way someone’s walking back from that I just saw them die

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I just got the sudden urge to get back into learning Portal 1 speedrunning after I get done with the VOD channel hmm idk though we’ll see

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I've been working on the VOD archive channel for a couple days now and man I sure do love seeing this on most of my VODs :)

all done

Oh wow, Moments of Triumph 2025 is here, can't wait to get started!

oh my god I'm so sick and tired of this picture man it was the only thing you'd see here for like 3 months and now it's back can we NOT do this again

om nom nom

It’s scary thinking about how there’s an entire generation of kids growing up on social media believing that being antagonistic is the norm, and it makes me worry about a more hostile future. I wish 3rd spaces online for kids where still a thing, they could help undo the damage algorithms have done

Well looks like I better get started on that VOD channel

This feels like Valve is officially done with TF2 and are putting the game into the community's hands. Im sure Valve will only update the main game for stability and cosmetic stuff like they have been doing for years, and I dont mind this being the end if it is Cant wait to see what people cook up

The existence of UK dubs for shows that are already in English baffles me, like do British people really find all other English languages that awful?

woah

For those who are knowledgeable on face masks, what is the best ones you can currently buy for public use? I haven’t bought a mask in years, most of them don’t fit anymore and I wanna take masking more seriously with all the air-born illnesses going around

Never say never

I know I tend to do stuff last minute, but this is easily the most stressful challenge I have ever attempted in 4.86k hours of this game (it doesn't help that I also currently have the flu) It makes me upset because I've reached Rank 11 each season, but the streak might be over for me soon ; ;

hey im streaming rn but don't tell anyone okay? www.twitch.tv/kayexlive

If I work hard enough and put my all into what I create, I have a good feeling that one day I'll be able to fulfill a life goal and be a guest on the Chuckle Sandwich podcast Bless up gamers 🥪🙏

I swear if the Switch 2 doesn't have the the Mii Maker from Miitopia built in, it's gonna be such a disappointment It's the best version of the Mii Maker we've ever gotten, it would be a shame to have it be forever locked behind a $50 game

I hope the meme of executives genuinely believing putting a screaming goat into their movie is the funniest thing in existence never dies

Marvel Rivals Season 1 is awesome so far

If there’s any VRChat world creators out there that happen to find this post, I only have one request: Please make a world where you’re able to take an avatar that you’re wearing and have it turn into a ragdoll in world that you can throw around and mess with That is all that I ask for, thank you

Craziest thing ever happened to me in Rivals tonight

Sometimes I wonder if I should make a VOD channel on Youtube for my Twitch streams. I have 80 streams saved as highlights on Twitch, but a part of me thinks I should upload them on Youtube (or at least download them) for preservations sake There's over 6 years worth of streams to save, that I know

Happy New Year! I haven’t showered since 2013!

oh yeah, you can say I’m a bit of a cook

If anyone mutuals here likes to play Marvel Rivals, feel free to add me, it's a very fun game for sure