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I hope someone has Not Like Us as floor music this weekend

My child wasn't born in Delaware, but does refer to all fast food as Wawa

It's so hard to buy eggs now. Not because of the price, but because of all the people crowded in front of the eggs talking about the price.

I once worked somewhere with a high priority Jira ticket called "take [former employee] out to lunch to get password to [important system]"

I DoorDashed dry socks to my job how is everyone else's evening going

Ezekiel bread with almond butter is a great healthy breakfast to fuel a workout, but wow those crumbs are unforgiving in a sports bra

Instead of driving myself insane thinking about the things my preschooler does and eats at school but not at home, I'll distract myself by looking at results and pictures from a Magic event I didn't qualify for and am not attending

Oh but if anyone was curious, my period syncing to big Magic tournaments still works when I don't attend

Editor: You get those photos of that Mangione character's first court appearance? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

Wild how hard I'm popping off for a card I'll never play with simply because it's a cool character from an in-universe set from one of the most beloved planes we've never returned to 💁🏻

I'm not at MC Chicago but I am eating goat cheese and sour cherry jam

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I love referencing the Blitzball joke but honestly I posted this because this is the exact feeling I expected when UB got to something I cared about. I don't need or want the things I like to all be in the same place. I want the things I like to be their own things that I like for different reasons.

My child is turning into a grinder (using a boogie board with a fingernail)

People only ever went to Target because it was the big box store you felt less guilty about

So I just got The News

Such an elegant way to heavily imply a mountain of nudes

I’m at a game store that’s wheelchair accessible, has a shelf full of books on Palestine prominently on display, and gender neutral bathrooms with changing tables. Paper Tiger in Richmond kinda rules.

Food ¥20,000 Data ¥15,000 Rent ¥80,000 Dry Cleaning ¥360,000 Roses ¥150,000 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my sailor scouts are dying

Appealing to Aristotle to explain why the potty isn't for sitting on and reading books en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_ca...

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So much fierce kindness, brilliance, and solidarity has come out of the now 75+ replies from c*s women supporting full equity for trans women & girls in sports This response helped me connect some dots in SO many ways: They really just want to erase women’s sports, completely.

really glad the eagles played kc so they could be the heroes beating the piss out of them instead of the bills and being the villains

Just had to talk to my patient coordinator at the cartilage storage facility, a person and place I definitely knew existed before today

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So you're saying they're focusing on made up genders instead of the material conditions of Americans

for those who aren't aware, the Philly QB, Jalen Hurts, is a big advocate for women in sports, and his management team is all women. I just think he's neat.

The stream went out during this ad and I was yelling about missing my girl Jordan Chiles

i'm beginning to think women are bourgeoisie.

If you read Hurts's lips he's actually saying "just sign the match slip bro" to Mahomes

Can Kendrick write a track about the person who pitched that Tubi flesh hats ad

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IS THIS REAL LIFE