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Cat lady. Plant lady. Scarlet Witch apologist. Weeknd Stan. Sports lover. Spicy Pisces. I try to joke ab everything but ain't shit funny cause this country is doomed πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ Who Dat ⚜️
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β€œ..the changes open up the possibility that doctors could refuse to treat veterans based on their β€œreason for seeking care – including allegations of rape & sexual assault – current or past political party affiliation or political activity, & personal behavior such as alcohol or marijuana use”.”

Artist: eatmypaint on Insta

I hate these mfs so damn much omg

I have a huge rip in the ass of my pants and I'm at the office, if anyone wants to know how my day is going πŸ‘πŸΎ

The song 😭😭😭😭😭

Please believe we gon get active πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

I gasped omg 😭

This is definitely a touch of the 'tism but I HATE when people don't give enough details in their directions.

instagram on father’s day is the easiest way to tell who’s mad at their husband

I think it's so weird to see the "bathroom occupied" sign and still try to go in the bathroom. Like.... you think the person will just be done immediately bc you ignored the sign and knocked on the door?

I'm watching Thor Ragnarok and wym Banner says he has 7 phds? Excessive and an unnecessary detail IMO

In Hurricane Katrina, mainstream media were more worried people might take stuff rom WalMart than that grandmothers were dying on rooftops of buildings surrounded by contaminated floodwater.

Me eating dinner on the plane after I stuffed myself at brunch today:

I mean.... with this administration, I agree that's it's crazy to be at a protest against the president with your face out knowing how retaliatory this administration is, but why be against ppl protesting. That's so weird to me

And I don't know what you're doing tonight but I'll be your shotgun rider until the day that I die...

We are cooked if we go to war 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I'm watching sportscenter and they're showing bad first pitches and wow. I can't believe some ppl are so damn uncoordinated/unathletic that they throw the ball 20 feet away from the catcher. Like what are you doing

A bitch outta Metairie Louisiana is NOT on yall team. Shut the fuck up.

Why the fuck does a "peacekeeping" team have guns???????????????

I’m a daddy too, a cat daddy πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ€£

this is the most dystopian article I've ever read. wow. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/13/t...

Even Mother Nature is done with Felon47’s bullshit.

Damn I take my ass to Costco to fill up cause the gas stations by me are 3.19 and no ma'am!

This not fake??

And the mixtape from 25-26 would be a double disc 😭

This the kinda fruit lacroix uses to flavor their water

"Wow you actually read to attain information and gain knowledge? I can just have technology and. other ppl assemble the information, and while I don't understand any of it, I am better than you since I used AI."

These people are just so fucking lazy. They want to recognition for being "smart" without having to put in the work.

$1.7 million for a hearse seems excessive. Someone's family gonna get this and the body gonna be buried loose

Crying at the fact the last date I went on, I definitely sent his license plate number my friend to run his plates 😭😭😭

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This is sooo funny 😭😭

Her picking that beef with her hands tells me everything I need to know. I'm take 3!

Someone photoshop Allyson Stoner dancing to these squeaks lol

lmaoo never gets old

I just got up to look in the mirror to see if my hairline looked like this cause I am mind blown someone would early around looking like this on purpose

Im so late bc I'm on vacation but gaaaaaahhhDAMN πŸ˜πŸ’

That was an actual jump scare when they put her onscreen

I hate when ppl do stuff like this. The last time I went to the zoo, there was a lady banging on the glass at the snow leopard exhibit and I shot her a nasty look and she stopped immediately. Exactly bc I was ab to say something

Damn this girl ran sub-9 in the steeplechase. She ran a hell of a race and she was alone the whole time.