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bc no one wants to actually read your stupid fascist apologia. no one owes you respect either. fuck off

"You want to be worshipped, I think?" lmaooooo

Was this made in an incubator

oh my god

in heels!

the chinese netizens have put america in the ground

He fucked a woman suffering from a debilitating UTI and made another lick the butter/shit/blood/cum mixture off his dick. No one will buy his rancid 'breaking the silence' bullshit. Break your dick, you fuck

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

Gut-wrenching reporting. My eyes had to gloss over some passages, not fully reading them but comprehending them nonetheless -- like reading from a distance.

Under the Wave off Kanagawa, by Katsushika Hokusai, 1830-32, 📸 by @edgarpix

The article starts with him raping a lesbian who'd never read his books

Why do they always take photos like that

Folks out here never heard of Dane Cook's masterpiece Planes 2: Fire & Rescue

Looking for a private service that can help me get this camel through the eye of a needle. I’ll pay anything

Squats are the worst compound; come at me not

oh my GOD

what

Fartleks

Jimmy Carter's life was bookended by the publication of The Great Gatsby and the rap battle between Drake and Kendrick, and I think that's beautiful.

Jesus

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The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital

LoRs are antiquated boy's club bullshit, and I get paid 0$ for each one I write.

since Jan is performing prescriptivist assholery, and since I'm a composition professor and writer, I can report that ellipses aren't needed in either of the instances in which they use them

Alright, 60% through _Intermezzo_ and I think I like it.

The irony is if the USPS were really treated like a business, it wouldn't be forced by GOP-passed legislation to fund certain worker benefits decades into the future, way beyond what any Fortune 500 does, booking billions in paper liabilities to create the perception that it doesn't turn a profit

I teach a lot of lovely and brilliant folks, including this student, who I imagine wrote this citation in the throes of exhaustion-induced brain rot. Please help me

y'all it's just chess

Two hundred and sixty-two words is not a manifesto! It’s barely a blog post! We used to live in a society!

yeah, sorry bout that

OER -- not AI -- you dumbasses

*grips with two fingers and swirls gently* I'm detecting hints of *delicately inhales* Drake's lawsuits

Lot of audible what in the worlds when reading this www.propublica.org/article/thom...

It is pretty wild that the shooter is still on the loose in a city whose police department has the budget of a mid sized country’s military

just kind of thinking about the fact the nyt sent a breaking news alert when a college kid said something dumb about Zionists but not when Amnesty International said it had determined that Israel is committing genocide

Need a neologism for when you're grading and making cute/severe suggestions to a live doc and the student joins the doc WHILE YOU'RE THERE