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Fingernails are just long enough to get in the way but a day or two from being long enough to trim them properly

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JK Rowling naming an Italian

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if grindr is the mlm hookup app, is there a wlw hookup app called hoegie

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The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (2017) youtu.be/DAWUMtJpjcM?...

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I was gonna make a new face for this playthrough but let's be honest, with Bloodborne's tools, I'm never gonna do better than this one

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Used to be you’d get two new wife guys a month. Now I can’t even remember the last wife guy we got.

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Only bummer of playing Breath of the Wild without looking anything up is I haven't been marking any of the Great Fairy or Korok... guy locations and I can't look up the ones I've already found without spoiling others 🥲

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15 more seconds of our indie game

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For duckstream, I did a "breaking news" segment, ripping off Dropout, and these were my sexy candy names: Reenises Penises, Clitoreos, S and Ms, Reeces Peanut Butter Cucks, Scattles, Lemonhead Party, Shag Nut, Sprayday, Sugardaddys, Kit Katboys, Gummi Bears, Gummi Twinks, Gummi Otters (1/3)

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I know everyone played it and either knows this or is over it but Breath of the Wild is SO good you guys. Like that one tower on a mountain that's covered in goop and patrolled by flying guardians and archers? Getting up that thing with stealth and speed elixirs was an honest-to-god adventure.

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Methinks Judge Judy doth protest too much about not wanting people to piss on her and tell her it's raining

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Thinking about just how much of human culture, media, and law has been warped by centuries of fear and fixation around seeing a female nipple

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reposting my old Star Trek meme

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Has there ever been a scene where an anime character did the "protect my loved one by standing in front of them with my arms dramatically outstretched" thing and then they just immediately and easily got shoved aside? Can't think of one but it must have been done a bunch

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If I have one serious problem with the Nintendo Switch it's how I can't stop imagining a game card falling off my desk and bouncing right down the heat register

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Kid crush, go!

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POV you just used Vorpal Slash

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all these boys want a goth girlfriend but don’t study the moves of one gomez addams.

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There must have been a singular person who first came up with the idea of Medusa. Or a Gorgon. Whichever. I wish they could have known how much of a universally recognized idea it would be millennia later.

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2.2% you say www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeLC...

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The irony is that Blood Bowl has way too much actual football

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I know they're all silly cartoon worlds for babies but it really does make a difference to me that 3D Mario games put in the BAREST hint of the environments and characters having an existence beyond waiting to smile and wave at the player as they walk by, and Astro Bot and LittleBigPlanet don't.

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Look, I'm just saying. The amount of effort that went into animating Mai's toes flexing and gripping the ground in Street Fighter 6 is genuinely impressive stuff. You can't tell me it's not!

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‘The Sims’ Turns 25 theonion.com/the-sims-tur...

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Something funny about the Mario games finding creative, indirect, light-hearted ways for Mario to attack his enemies in every game after Mario 64 but the adorable Astro Bot and Sackboy just haul off and punch their enemies in the face

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This is incredible

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I feel a bit like an alien when I see people agonizing over the latest GPUs being underpowered or delayed or... whatever happens in that world, and meanwhile I'm finally getting around to playing Smash Ultimate on a Switch Lite and going "How did they get the load times so fast?! This is amazing!"

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Okay today's the day I either stop using Bluesky, or figure out the 4 or 5 painful unfollows I need to make to stop the same bad news I already know getting retweeted at me 15 times in a row

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