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Well I fucked up today - left the kitchen tap running (I live in an upstairs apartment in a two-storey block). Realised whilst out, rushed home, neighbours from downstairs telling me the Fire Brigade have boshed the door in to turn the tap off (fair).

I am DEEP into Citizen Sleeper 2. It's an amazing game. CS1 was great with the unique art, cool music, and the dice rolling for a true RPG feel, but this... new mechanics, loads of story, furthering the overall lore, and now you can shuttle between space stations. £31 for both games bundled, fyi.

Fucking wild

Ah, revenge bedtime procrastination

*Pink Floyd voice* So So you think you can tell Kenan from Kel…

Gaming with friends on paper: fun socialising Gaming with friends in actuality: no communication, why did we lose 😂

Just over 10 years ago (as of Feb 16) I finally started a 'career' job after uni and after being in/out of so many shit roles. Feels weird. It hasn't always been easy or fun, but moving away from home again was huge, as was being trusted in a "proper" job, and here I am two jobs later, thriving.

Team photo of our two PBFC sides yesterday at the Football v Homophobia tournament in Nottingham. The absence of a dedicated keeper hindered the B's and they finished 8th, but the A's went on to finish 1st AND win the final against 2nd place Uni of Nottingham. Shame it's a Baggies kit though 👀😂

Sell or terminate contract.

Work laptop is STILL breaking (which you'd think is fun stopping me doing work but no, people will still expect deadlines) and my sinus infection is a shit, but at least United's U18s are fun to watch.

i sat next to the wallet inspector every day in the park. we became friends, so i assumed the best when he asked to inspect my wallet

back to imploring everyone to punch a Nazi if they see a Nazi

Gutted I can't go support the Paddock today in light of no comms, but between my shitty health and mom in hospital... smart not to. Still, lets hope we give St Helens a bloody nose and a depressing coach journey home. UTFP.

Getting bored of feeling like shit and having wonky blood pressure. The Vit D should start to noticeably kick in next week to be fair, but the constant fatigue and random feebleness and faintness is shite.

I don't know if United's U21s will beat Oldham, but Chido Obi looks gooooood. Terrorising their defence at the moment.

In yet another instance of 'how's the NHS doing?', my mom had a nasty fall at the supermarket today. Badly injured her hip, potential fracture. Ambulance called at midday when it happened... nearly 8pm and she got told no ambulances are available, make your way via taxi.

they’ve been out for 6 days they can’t help themselves

N*il G*iman dropped by Dark Horse Comics. Excellent news.

Sneezed so hard I feel I both broke my ribcage and metamorphised into my dad.

The *water sector* should be unattractive to investors you absolute snakes. Water is vital infrastructure that you fund properly because you're a damned government. Let private investors do their bullshit with stuff that doesn't matter. Have you learned *nothing*??

open.spotify.com/track/5cEgck... Banger.

Whoever's commentating on Youtube for the United vs City Women's League Cup QF game... quit now. He's mispronounced nearly every player's name ffs. I get chewed out if I do that on a voluntary, non-league stream 😂 25k watching this though, seeing women's football with amateurish comms. Damaging.

Well, United Men are dogshit, but thanks to Khiara Keating the Women are smacking City about. Small mercies. Tooney hat-trick <3

Going live for FIVE hours of Rust (the game) action. LATAM POWER x RUSTORIA, 3v3 team size, 40 teams, $1000 prize pool. Weeeee. www.twitch.tv/rustoriaserv...

Gutted there's no Paddock FC stream today. Our VEO cam won't connect to the internet. And ofc, we're 2-0 up and the first one was a rare goal by captain and full back, Eddie Fulwood 😭

I've been drinking those Huel shakes as my breakfast for a good while now. Decent calories, and doesn't upset my issues with gluten + dairy that typical breakfasts do. Latest monthly batch was delivered the other day aaaaaand they've changed the recipe. Watery and bitter, ffs. Game over.

I was having a better day today and then United went and took a massive shit all over it. Classic.

DAVID LYNCH has passed away. We have lost one of the greatest directors in history, a superlative artist. A unique and timeless cultural figure. Forever in our memory, forever in our hearts. Long live The Greatest.

American teens are flocking to a new video app

Of all things online, the one I'm the saddest to see enshittifying is Google. Can't find anything without adding "site:www.reddit.com" or "before: 2022" in the search to try and find anything made by actual humans.

Big warning on this one - there's some seriously foul, nasty behaviour recalled about Gaiman. I only hope fellow Gaiman fans can help share and amplify stories like these from victims, to give them the justice and peace they deserve.

Alan Shearer to learn to say Mazraoui challenge. It's not Maz-ra-ri ffs.

Back from Leigh and seeing United's Women knock WBA about. I quite like driving at night, I like the aesthetic, but fuck me are headlights an issue. Far too bright on new cars, then i'm dazzled and can't see cats eyes and lane markings clearly. Numpties driving with full beam on need shooting too.

remembering that time a friend made a diorama celebrating an important moment in British political history

Photo pass secured for tomorrow's United game. Excitinggggg. ...not that I hate my Baggies friends, but United first. GGMU.

Gove's written in the Jewish Chronicle that the IDF should get the Nobel Peace Prize. Yes, lets reward genocide... fucking idiot. The rumours about him and charlie would explain this brain rot.

Properly struggling with motivation in this first week back at work.