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kazmitch.bsky.social
Scientist. Film fan. Martial artist. Millennial. Geographically confusing Northerner. @kazmitch
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“Daddy or chips?”

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

1 yes 2 alt text rocks

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

“Can I take the car home?” “not legally cos it’s a dangerous fail but I’m not the police so you can do what you like.” Hull mechanics mama didn’t raise a grass.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Bought Tide pens in the US. Actually amazed it got rid of blackcurrant juice.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Some bellend sent this spam. Wonder what would happen if I just buy some tickets and not go 🤔 How empty before you’d hear crickets chirping?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Why do all of the cut aways on The Apprentice show them all looking like nodding dogs?

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Nothing that's happened in the last month has altered my opinion that this is the most incompetent fascist takeover in history. They could have quietly dismantled US democracy over a period of four years and ushered in decades of tyranny. Instead, they're speedrunning the fall of the Roman Empire.

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

Bought myself a poncho. Turns out there’s a skill to putting it on that I don’t have.

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

I have wasabi snacks. I need to stop eating them but I genuinely think I might be addicted.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Just voluntarily ate a raw lemon. Do not recommend.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I’m back in the UK again. Let’s see how many weeks I can make it this time.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Tonight’s film is The Departed.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Spider bite is behaving and has stopped getting warm. Am even less of a spider fan now 🙈

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Booked it. Packed it. Fucked off. Decided 2 weeks in the uk was enough this year.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Is he saying they were distracted by being woke?

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to leave early for work to avoid road closures. So obvs my car screen heaters been slowly trying to clear the screen for 15 minutes.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Excellent! I wondered where I’d put that. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve dyed myself blue.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not up to date with The Masked Singer. This bloke.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Went to B&Q and rescued a dramatic queen. 3 hours later.

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

That’s right. Tbf it sounds like they’ve sussed it.

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

I bought freeze dried sour spheres candy in the US. Me now

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Watching the news. I’m sorry, Fartman is trying to say that bishop is ‘nasty’? Fuck off, dude.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I’m doing really well with jet lag.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Erm, what now?? www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Thank fuck we left yesterday.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Tell you what, I don't usually get jingoistic but Brits do this shit so much better than America. Exit poll tells you more or less who the next PM is BANG and then about 10-14 hours later they just head in to Number 10 waving at cameras. Bish bash bosh. Done.

submitted 41 days ago • 29 comments

Dude’s still an idiot.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

I know America doesn’t quite believe small packaging but that fill level vs pack size is mental.

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment