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kbandersonyo.bsky.social
Los Angeles comedian person, writer of text, enemy of toilet Coproducer of the Avatar 2 Comedy Show bit.ly/how2loseavatar2
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That earthquake was just the planet expressing it's annoyance about the Demi Moore snub

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whenever I randomly go viral on here my favorite part is knowing someone in the comments has a STRONG OPINION AGAINST MY LITTLE STATEMENT and not looking at it at all

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I love Mikey Madison's performance 10/10 but that was a CHOICE right there. All respect to Demi

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Wow Adrien's speech is as long as the goddamn movie!

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Whoopi and Oprah! Whooprah! WHOOPRAH GANGNAM STYLE (I've had several cocktails)

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Are they like memorializing the Bond franchise because Amazon bought it and it's gonna suck shit from now on

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WHO IS LISA

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FLOW ☺️❤️🐈🏆🏆🏆

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Good to see A Parody Of An Adam Sandler Character showed up!

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Buying snacks for an Oscar party while broke is like "excuse me shopkeep where do u keep your individually wrapped chips"

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Nosferatu (2024)

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Nosferatu (2024)

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Getting blind drunk on cheap liquor today because I was told that an economic blackout would help the country

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Getting blind drunk on cheap liquor today because I was told that an economic blackout would help the country

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RFK Jr loves late term measles-based abortion

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The older supervisor at my local gas station and I high fived today because we both know someone is gonna sh**t e**n at some point and we'll all get to hear about it

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Go see Ne Zha 2 if you can an immortal god drinks piss in it and LOVES IT

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DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

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I love America rn cuz a guy can come up to me at my open mic and loudly demand to know how Jewish I am and then threaten to get me fired when I ask him to keep it down 🙃

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where i come from we just call them "landlords"

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Hi all, if you couldn't make my show in its initial performance, good news. There are two dates coming up at the beginning of March. Come see Jew, Interrupted on Tuesday March 4 or Wednesday March 5 at 7 p.m. at The Broadwater Black Box Theater. Tickets: bit.ly/jewinterrupt...

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Smokin that shit that made Sebastian stan

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where i come from we just call them "landlords"

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The universe saw me starting to climb out of a depressive spiral and She was having none of it, so She sent a seagull to shit in my clam chowder

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Tryin' to imagine makin' a billion dollars scribblin' about baby wizards and whatnot, then sittin' in my castle, rage-tweetin' at trans people all day. Guuurl you won at life. It's cool to just sign out and take everyone your ass has ever known to Wingstop.

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"I wasn't impressed by Kendrick Lamar's halftime performance!!" - guy who has seen every Hangover movie 40 times and yells at his wife when he sits on his own balls

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If you wanna ditch that Tesla you regret buying in a fun way, i will steal it and crash it into a government building for 10% of the insurance payout

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"I wasn't impressed by Kendrick Lamar's halftime performance!!" - guy who has seen every Hangover movie 40 times and yells at his wife when he sits on his own balls

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god i need an escape from the constant dread of existence please tell me there's a hilarious new Amy Schumer movie where she pretends to be preggo and everyone's like WHAAAAT

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Getting sucked into a Boeing 737's engine intake and coming out the otherside with my tie undone and covered in kissies

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Just saw some lady in a comment thread who thought c-walk meant "cunt walk" and I'm never gonna stop laughing

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Just saw some lady in a comment thread who thought c-walk meant "cunt walk" and I'm never gonna stop laughing

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One of my favorite Skynyrd lyrics, “Neil Young we don’t need you in this country go back to Canada.”

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