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F 💅🏼 UK 🇬🇧 Queer 🌈 Neurodiverse 🌶 . Lover of words, laughter and dogs. Usually very friendly unless provoked otherwise . A bit feral . Sweary .
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I had two tumblers of beer this afternoon, while I chatted with my sister & BIL and it knocked me on my arse 😆 have felt intensely sleepy ever since! Ridiculous.

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It's important to schedule time on a Sunday to lie naked, face down on your bed, listening to your little podcasts.

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Put my foot down in my car going up a steep hill and my lil car, who rarely goes over 25mph, made an impressive vrooming sound. Felt a little proud of such a small car making such a cool noise...only to realise it was actually the Red Arrows passing overhead again 🤨

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Just parallel parked for the first time in about 15yrs 😻💁🏼‍♀️

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The words that strike fear into my heart when looking at home furnishings "requires construction" Gah.

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Off to buy some thinking juice* and sit in my sister's garden to watch the kiddies play. (*ice cold beers)

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Went into my office, which is a mistake on a Sunday. "I'll do a quick hour of work to make tomorrow easier" Emerging almost 3hrs later, my brain feeling frazzled, "that was a mistake".

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Red Arrows just came over again! So pleasing.

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One must pack today, for this lil squirrel is off to Londonium for a week. Movement is slow today though...another coffee might be necessary.

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Considering peanut butter on toast - a sprinkle of salt - cunchy fried onions, crunchy fried garlic. Sesame seeds.

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🤪🤪🤪

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I'm always curious how the wizard TERF holds her rigid views, but feels fine with adopting a male name to write books. Isn't that kind of everything she stands against? ...or is it a case of 'do as I say, not as I do'...?

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The East Gate Arch, Totnes, reconstructed in 1990 after a fire. #devon

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Zee @mrlizard13.bsky.social spotted this on his travels today. Calling Dr Shipman!

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I use coriander as a salad leaf, rather than a garnish. Buy at least 100g bunch weekly, and chomp through it, like a goat.

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My friend, who speaks (excellent) English as a second language, just learned the phrase "what a palaver" and denies it can possibly be real.

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Dinner simply cannot be bad when it starts like this.

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Had a horrible dream that I drove my car with a friend while drunk and on class A drugs. I would NEVER do that, hence why it was soooo frightening. Lady Ga Ga was in the car too. Make of that what I will.

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Inerior Design Masters is such a soothing show. I wish it never ended.

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Get to see the Red Arrows today. Yay! I Always find it very thrilling when they are oot and aboot - ZOOMY and loud, like the sky is falling (but only fun because I know I am actually safe).

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Welp, think that's time for a nap, ladz?

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Judi Dench-backed rebels seized a nature site 250 miles north of the capital today.

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I don't recall why this is on my phone, bit it's very beautiful.

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