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Military brat, INTJ, gin drinker. EMAW. The glass is half empty if I’ve had it in my hands.
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Twitter crushes: it’s all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket

You should try love. If that doesn’t work, there’s always arson.

What the fuck does a doctor know about jumping on a bed to be so bold to have an opinion about whether or not monkeys can and should

My toxic trait is thinking people have common sense and then get mad when they don't.

Nature is healing.

I like yoga, I could watch it for hours

do children REALLY have more energy than adults? OR ! do they simply lack the constant crushing weight of existential dread

I just made 2 pounds of bacon, what are you having for lunch?

My heart is blacker than this font

Cold pizza for breakfast is the best. Anyone got any?

Hear me out: An “I've fallen, and I can't get up!” button that’s hooked up to the liquor store

Less than worthless in the morning

Walgreens has just completely gone to hell.

Sleeping is not my superpower

“Life’s tough, get a helmet” A quote to live by

Biofreeze is my signature scent

I never lived up to my college yearbook photo.

Nancy Pelosi said she was in California morning the death of Diane Feinstein. Shouldn’t she have done that a couple of years ago?

I wanna be able to kick back like this…