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I bleed BBQ, Boulevard & Fountains...lover of Kansas City Chiefs Football, Royals baseball & Tom Osborne, the Patron Saint of Corn. At least I think I'm funny.
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The Chargers had to look all the way to Greece to find a fan.

You can be a 4 with a great personality… You can be a 10 with a shitty personality… But you sure as fuck can’t be AT BEST a 6 with a shitty personality. Shedeur should take notes.

Veach being a genius. I’ll take a freebie for trading up one pick. That’s crazy. lol.

Dutch Bros in Oregon is such a wildly different experience than the ones in KC. I’m out here visiting my brother…they should call it Frat Bros instead. A bunch of college bros wearing shmediums peddling coffee for tips to soccer moms like it’s a spring break bar. It’s just so funny.

Bobby Witt’s back has got to hurt. Carrying this whole damn team.

BAHAHA ARE THEY BOOING

Megan Thee Stallion is a goddess: that is all.

Big fan of the Recession Pop resurgence…but not so much the recession, tho.

LADY GAGA COACHELLA SET IS LIVE RIGHT NOW WITH THE REPLAY ON YOUTUBE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Just an FYI. Looks like the Lady Gaga Coachella set from last night is about to replay on YouTube. Eeeek

Man, why do millennial music stars keep skipping Kansas City…UGH KE$HA WHY CANT YOU TOUR IN KANSAS CITY!? I NEED IT

Hi. Here is how Bill asks for scratches. That is all.

#HEYHEYHEYHEY

HOLY SHIT BOBBY

I’m a full grown adult with zero kids, but my 15 year old blind dog likes noise in the background…so I started just turned the tv to Bluey every day…since it’s on 24/7. She sleeps SO HARD to it. Also, now I know the theme song by heart.

I didn’t love the White Lotus finale, but this is where that one saying about “life is about the journey’ comes into play. Every episode was so fun in itself that I’m not even mad about the finale. Parker Posey, Carrie Coon, and Aimee Lou Wood FTW.

Baby Billy saying “Go on, Git!” Is my love language. #TheRighteousGemstones

Owning a home is so fun, cuz sometimes the previous owners just lay pieces wood on top of ceiling to attach other ceiling and framing!!!?? …and a pile of moldy fiberglass insulation/ceiling/wood hits you in the face. Thank god I was wearing most ppe. I might need to be pressure washed, tho.

I sometimes reflect on growing up millennial and wonder how tf we are all still alive. AIM chatrooms? Going to parties in a strangers basement or field? Like, I wonder how many times I was one inch from death. lol.

I guess I’m growing a rare kind of furry flower in my garden bed.

I NEED TO GO TO HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON THEME PARK RIGHT MEOW

I started the Wheel of Time show. Wow, I like it a lot. Rosamund Pike makes it exceptional.

I have the type of ADHD where I will literally landscape the entire yard, demo and renovate a bathroom, and plant an entire garden to avoid putting away my clean laundry. WHY

Man, I’ve really soured on Chappell Roan…she has had so many opportunities to redeem herself but just keeps digging herself a grave. Woof.

Fuck the bengals. They just seem like such a poorly run organization. At least the Hunts semi-care about KC.

LOL WTF

Rewatching the first Ace Ventura….so he was just autistic, huh?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

I love ice skating so much, but this Ilia Malinin kid. HOLY SHIT

Bahahahha it’s so funny,

Christmas Shoes. forever and always. 🤮

I need that clip of Salvy fucking with Carlos Santana at first base. Lol.

Man, that 8th inning double out was incredibly stupid yesterday. Like, historically stupid. When is the last time that happened? That was the game ending play right there. Awful.

This is so incredibly embarrassing for them…JFC.

Yikes, guys. Yikes.

SASQUATCH SIGHTING