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kclark.bsky.social
I’ve never been a millionaire but I just know I’d be darling at it.
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He can’t even work through nap time yet. Geez…get real.

Look if we’re ignoring Supreme Court rulings then every American woman has a right to an abortion again

"That's that settled," said the Supreme Court, lighting a Molotov cocktail and launching it through a window.

Deeply disturbed man.

Burglars are getting sneaky these days. My husband said he heard a noise in the kitchen and I was halfway there before remembering I’m not married.

I’m worried this poor man may have died in that prison, hence this desperate attempt not to comply.

Garcia was originally protected from deportation to El Salvador because he was in fear for his life from criminal gangs there. I hope he is still alive.

BREAKING: Supreme Court upholds district court order that the Trump administration "facilitate" the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was improperly sent to El Salvador. More to come at Law Dork: www.lawdork.com

Bronze Age Collapse

Stop asking me to “meet” your latest sweater/shirt/bra/whatever. It’s weird. Plus, I don’t want to meet anyone.

Good morning. Today is the 80th day that the U.S. President is running a backdoor bribery scheme in which any CEO or foreign oligarch can send him money secretly through his crypto coin scam in exchange for favors. It's the biggest scandal in the history of the Presidency.

How many IRS commissioners have to resign before I don’t have to send in my payment?

www.nytimes.com/2025/04/05/u...

Kelvin Sampson heard the noise leading up to Houston's Final Four matchup vs. Duke 👀

Impeach Trump. The willful destruction of our economy is indeed, a “ high crime.”

@hcrichardson.bsky.social Downtown Cheyenne, Wyoming state capital

#Handsoff #Morristown #Indivisible

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On a war footing.

Herb garden plans. Taking my mind off the willful, demented destruction of our economy.

After what were described as “productive meetings,” the colony decided to move forward with a raft instead of a waddle.

But what is the status of your OPSEC? 

Same. The damn oven emails me when it’s time to clean it. Things have definitely gotten out of hand around here.

if I had billions of dollars I would be eating tacos on the beach, not becoming the most hated person in the world. but I am not a genius.

Wonder if those million dollar checks from Elon will clear.

Brooklyn, of course!

The worst thing about this is you just know if you ran into her at a cocktail party you’d have to hear this whole damn thing in detail.

Well, it WAS a secret email. <snort>

This. A thousand times.

So, any good dirt in the Signal chat today, peeps?

True.

Hillary, please. not right now.

Hehe

Please answer text messages from unknown numbers. Hegseth may need to discuss classified material with you.

Top intelligence committees need to begin an investigation into Pete Hegseth's epic Signal chat mishap. ASAP. There should be televised hearings so all Americans have transparency on how such an enormous breach of national security could take place in first place.

If an Army private accidentally texted the details of a classified military operation to a reporter, let alone transmitted any classified information to anyone who was unauthorized over an unsecured device, they’d be charged and likely spend time in Leavenworth. But it’s Hegseth, so probably not.

pete hesgeth just texted me his war plans and wtf is this???

feature request: a way to tell your phone that you're already awake and not to play your alarms without needing to turn them off and potentially forget to turn them back on later moreover, mornings should be destroyed

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Just invested $250k in these bitcoins can somebody help me set up one of those wallet thingies?

When the press covers the next “Person surprised that she/he was impacted personally,” stories, they need to include, if the person chooses to tell, who that person voted for. It’s important for Trump loyalists to see that it’s not just the folks they don’t like that are being hurt.