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FUCK THE DODGERS

BOBBY BASEBALL

Can we do this???

Royals......not losing at home??? In the month of June??? WHAT??????

The "GPT" in 'chatGPT' stands for "gonorrhea piss tuberculosis" which is proof using it will kill you

HEY YO local folk we should all go mini golfing or something, you can all hit me with the putters too so it's a win for everyone

Sorry I woke up with the RABIES today it's not even a full moon idk what's happening haha

Yeah I can "sniff it out"

How the united states is going:

Was out watering flowers and this guy rolled up in the driveway on one of those hoverboards and said "CAN I TALK TO YOU ABOUT PEST CONTROL" and I said "whatever you have I dont want since it didn't keep you away"

Wug

How the united states is going:

GIANT FERRET

Is it a requirement by BIG PHARMA to have as many of the last 6 letters of the english alphabet in the name of all these pills or whatever they are making? All this shit is named something like uxyzvywzyx or zzyvyuuxywyuvy, what the fuck

Ah shit ah fuck the Mariners are in town next week and I may or may not have to go just to yell at JULIOOOOOOOOOOO

IF YOU'RE SCRUNGLY LET'S DO IT RIDE IT MY POSSUM

That storm yesterday threw my plants into overdrive i feel like all the jalapenos and habaneros grew 2 inches since and now they're hella flowering aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Lol royals

Who is crushing on me from another country and if we get married can I come there lol

Ah yes work

HE SCREAM AT OWN ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!...w

Biteeeee meeeee

Mood:

Everything is stupid im just gonna go into the woods and ???

Tails are cool

Screaming? At own ass???