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He forgot his mitre.

You can sit on the special plane with the screaming babies and people who take off their socks _and_ shoes, then.

Does anybody else wonder if they replaced the mirror in Pete Hegseth's Pentagon makeup room with a garbage can lid, would he stay hidden away, afraid he looks like The Toxic Avenger?

This is every bit as verifiable as what the White House posted.

Let's not fool ourselves. Even under Pope Francis the church spends much more time, effort, and money fighting against its victims than making them whole. Enough with the hagiography. He's in hell with the other popes.

Latest update from the BBC world service is the Pope is still dead. Somehow this remains a developing story.

#Starfield glitches are never creepy...

FIFA, it’s time to move all the American matches to Canada or Mexico.

Not sure what "Chiefs" have to do with my Goan heritage.

I've been out all day. Is the pope still dead?

RFK Jr.'s promotion of "Weight Loss" cruises as a solution to the obesity crisis is at the same time insane, and cheaply tacky.

That fuckin' thing gonna squirt you in the eye if you look too close? If You Love Donald Trump, Wear His Head On Your Lapel. Or A Golden Trump Pinhead www.wonkette.com/p/if-you-lov...

PANICAN sounds like a stupid in-joke Elon Musk would come up with.

Aww, shucks. Trump didn't install a 200-foot statue of Jesus outside the White House www.snopes.com/fact-check/t...

When you’ve lost Nigel Farage. bbc.com/news/article...

apnews.com/article/ms13...  Alleged leader of MS-13 street gang on the East Coast is arrested in Virginia A 24 year old is one of the top 3 MS-13 leaders in the US. Impressive for such a young upstart. Which of the top 3 is apparently not of enough import to specify.

Nobody was supposed to be there. It wasn't supposed to be on Signal at all. Stop focusing on the journalist, and start focusing on the real problem.

Isn't that Gene Wilder in the lower right? www.msn.com/en-us/movies...

That is offensive to what the White House represents.

Apparently, Joe Biden's worst week for the Dow was Sep. 12-16, 2022, with -1337.07. Trump just blew by that by 300+ points: -1719 Trump promised to lower prices.

Yeah, if you have any information, I'd love to apply. finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-mu...

As if I needed another reason. www.npr.org/2025/03/10/n...

"But he also said he wanted cuts, and that Musk would remain a power center: 'If they can cut, it’s better. And if they don’t cut, then Elon will do the cutting.'" All you need to know. Trump puts new limits on Elon Musk - POLITICO

I want the tiny cavemen they engineer to hunt them with toothpicks.

All you need to know: "Notably, the agreement lacks American security guarantees for Ukraine, which Kyiv was reportedly pushing for." www.politico.eu/article/ukra...

For those wondering WHY Trump just sold out Ukraine, it's because he thinks they got him impeached. It's that simple. There is literally nothing that can be done to save Ukraine.

Donald Trump was seriously in danger of being shitcanned for not having done anything all by himself in the past week to email to his supervisor. wapo.st/3F5KxeQ

Good job guys! Class act. 10/10. A+. 💯 "The Central Intelligence Agency is conducting an assessment of their own security after a White House email about civil service layoffs appeared to compromise the names of certain undercover officers, reported CNN on Monday." www.cnn.com/2025/02/24/p...

Considering just how quickly commie space rays make gold evaporate...🤦

What I see in the German exit polls is 80% rejecting the AfD, so the other parties are right to exclude the “second place winner.”

If anybody ever says that ICE is targeting criminal immigrants, they aren't. There's a critical bit of information in paragraph 8 of a tangentially related story. wapo.st/41apYFB

You might think that, 8 years after Rick Perry was surprised he wasn't in charge of drilling for oil, Trumpworld might know what the Energy Department does. Nope. The fucking idiots thought they were firing woke green energy hippies, so they shitcanned weapons experts www.cnn.com/2025/02/14/c...

Let's bury the fiction that Elon Musk is brilliant manager. I mean, who could have predicted this sequence of events? wapo.st/41fU9MT

It doesn't take 7 years to deploy US Naval wreckage to the floor of the Black Sea to face the Russian Naval forces amassed there.

Jeff Bezos doesn't need my money to pay washed up politicians to jack off about dead satirists. wapo.st/4bfxmV3

“Part of the reason why you keep the civil service there is to provide the continuity and context that the rotating political leadership does not have,” [...] “When a situation comes up, they have the perspective of, ‘What have we done in the past? Did it work, did it not.’ ” wapo.st/3QdVdum

There are enough American hostages being released by Russia and Belarus all of a sudden to make me really curious about the current state of Ivana Trump's gravesite at Bedminster.

“We’re going to take it, we’re going to hold it, we’re going to cherish it," Trump said of Gaza during a portion of an Oval Office meeting that was open to reporters. Cherish? WTF? www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...