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Don’t walk him, dude. I know you want to but don’t. Make him hit it, live with the results

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The United States doesn’t have a drug use problem, it has a drug availability problem. Most drug related crime comes from the procurement of illicit drugs. Take anything of value off of store shelves or make it prohibitively expensive and a cartel will arise to facilitate your needs

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If you work a drive thru and you can’t tell the Sprite is out just by the way it comes out of the soda fountain you are under qualified for your job

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

You’re naive if you think Padres ownership wouldn’t do the same damn thing if asked. Every owner would.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Wrobleski found Xander’s bat

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Modern baseball players couldn’t handle the steroid era. Shit was so fucking chippy back then. Dudes were juiced up looking for a fight. Kevin Brown and Roger Clemens would be feasting on these fools

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Hit him, David. I want to see what happens

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

A Kolek sounds like a thing the doctor tells you they removed during your colonoscopy

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Trenton Brooks looks like he’s 35

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It feels like every single dogers starting pitcher for the last decade is either out for TJ or returning from TJ

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The catnip has gone to flower and now the plants are swarming with bees

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The first three showed me that good electronic music is an actual thing and the Doc Martin mix opened my eyes to the places a proper house DJ can take you with 70 undivided minutes of your time. Not just playing 14 bangers end to end but actually taking the listener somewhere with purpose

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Luis Arraez and Xander Bogaerts are infinitely replaceable and yet they are entrenched on this roster. Fix that before you fix anything else or make vacation plans for October

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Golden sombrero

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Weak fly ball to the left fielder

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Most people pop that pitch up on the infield but not Xander. Xander finds a way to get on top of it and GIDP. Bravo

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Germany’s vengeance missile barrage on Britain is just how things are done now only militaries are much better at it. Come to think of it most of our modern reality is just the refinement of Nazi germany

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Fernando knew exactly what pitch he was going to get 0-2, dude threw it for a strike so he flipped it into RF. It feels like he’s back but imma need him to put one on the roof just to be sure

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Dave looking for where that sound came from again

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If you have to pull this delaying bullshit you fucked up your job by not getting the right guys up in time

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Rookie shit

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Keep throwing that curveball high and in to Manny. Better not miss low

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Who the fuck is this guy?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The dogers don’t get enough credit for chewing through starting pitching. Every year it’s the same thing with different guys

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Grab a bat, Dylan. You’re leading off the second

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SAY IT, DONNIE!!

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Betts has got to be the quickest MLBer at turning and heading to the dugout after a K

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Mr Dribbles

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Not just elite speed but also the balls to use it

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We need a slider for crowd noise. I can barely hear Don and Tony

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Campusano should move to Japan

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It is perfect outside

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Ohtani’s probably going to be on the tightest of pitch counts. At most one time through the order but probably something like 20 pitches 🤷🏻‍♂️. I want to see the Padres flip the batting order. Run Cronenworth, Lockridge and Diaz out there in the first and then have the normal 1-6 after them.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Is every baseball fan busy picking through the Red Sox roster like a vulture right now? The Red Sox baseball reference roster page is blowing up

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That’s what, 30 months into a ten year contract? Giants are picking up the full freight. Can you pull a parachute any harder than that?

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I find it ironic that handicap parking is often in the hardest to navigate part of the parking lot. Tons of foot traffic, tons of cars driving past. You get to park closer but in return you have to deal with a whole bunch of bullshit when you leave

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Finding Let Me Solo Her’s corpse in KCD2 was interesting. He must’ve died of the elements because ain’t no one beating that dude in a sword fight. Put on some clothes, dude

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It is really hard to accept fundamental changes to your reality. My mom had a heart attack in the middle of the night several years ago. It wasn’t one of those “holy shit I’m having heart attack” things it was “I feel very uncomfortable and I’m worried it might be a heart attack” thing.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Let’s say you create a “super intelligence” and it fundamentally disagrees with everything you think. “The three laws!” they say. How many “laws” are you going to need to keep that shit in check? Well now it’s no longer a “super intelligence” it’s just a representation of You, the lesser intellect

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