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trump take nest egg

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

hey so consider sharing this with someone that you know isn’t extremely online. theplotagainstamerica.com

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Phonetic (I mean obviously)

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Dying in a hideous plane crash because the world’s most racist and unlovable nerds couldn’t handle a 45 minute HR training.

submitted 14 days ago • 21 comments

remember, signal is the only decent dm platform. all the others exist for sharing a signal handle, the way internet explorer is there to install chrome

submitted 15 days ago • 89 comments

Time to evict AirBnB from your life, if you have't already.

submitted 16 days ago • 209 comments

Worse than worthless. We are so cooked

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Breaking: America

submitted 18 days ago • 12 comments

PSA: Here’s how to report an issue with maps

submitted 20 days ago • 27 comments

Hey Elon👋🏽 Every single person in this country deserves to know their rights. That's legal. Maybe you should brush up on our laws given the fact you're breaking them to steal American's sensitive data. PS. This video is manipulated, and I wasn't even at the event shown.

submitted 27 days ago • 352 comments

If you’ve played Horizon Zero Dawn, Elon Musk is Ted Faro.

submitted 27 days ago • 22 comments

We spent a lot of time worried about quicksand and sharks while absolutely inhaling secondhand cigarette smoke 24/7 lmao

submitted 33 days ago • 12 comments

Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Software engineer: this cup depends on an open source liquid-containment project, and support for vessels with handles was dropped 2 major version ago

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

i can see how you would come to this conclusion if your job didn't require you to ever be correct

submitted 36 days ago • 462 comments

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery.

submitted 39 days ago • 8 comments

submitted 42 days ago • 7 comments

A+ Tweet

submitted 42 days ago • 553 comments

seems like a decent time to finally bring over my presidents thread from the old place. presenting: The Presidents of the United States of America as characters from The Simpsons ~* a thread *~ George Washington is Jebediah Springfield

submitted 224 days ago • 5 comments

People don't actually miss the old days, they just miss being young

submitted 43 days ago • 15 comments

This is just an awful insult to both the memory of Frank and the intelligence of users.

submitted 45 days ago • 23 comments

an off the top of my head list of people to read instead of neil gaiman, who sucks: n k jemisin bora chung silvia moreno-garcia ursula k le guin octavia butler xiran jay zhao ted chiang neon yang the readymade bodhisattva (anthology of south korean sci fi) add more if you want!

submitted 49 days ago • 79 comments

You can make up a new Star Wars name by just taking a two-word food item and swapping the first couple of consonants (if they're different) Jeef Berky Born Cread Cellow Yurry Frimp Ried Shrice Poco Cuffs Bees Chites Mater Welon Chotato Pips

submitted 50 days ago • 114 comments

$425 for a one bedroom apartment. Austin, TX in 2002

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

I am once again reminding you that, if you for some reason still have only heard that it was "rough" at launch, the version of this game you can play right now is one of the best RPGs of all time.

submitted 59 days ago • 8 comments

No matter how good you think you are, you gotta be coachable if you want to get better.

submitted 60 days ago • 37 comments

I have a brilliant plan, all I need is: - the copyright to everything - all the money in the world

submitted 65 days ago • 141 comments

In January of 2021, photos started bouncing round the internet of this deeply weird thing happening in the sky above Glasgow, Scotland. Photoshop trickery? The bizarre truth: - yes, everyone really saw these - no, they're not faked or manmade - they absolutely don't exist. 1/

submitted 115 days ago • 29 comments

Disagree. This framing portrays Trump as some master strategist with an explicit agenda, which he is not. Dude does whatever feels good or he thinks will gain him adoration. He’s a malignant narcissist, vapid and searching for praise. Declaring another winner absolutely works against him.

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment