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keekerly.bsky.social
I am perfectly normal human worm baby. No PMs or DMs or whatever you kids call them these days pretty please.
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sorry I’m expressing my stress over and/or support for current events, that’s not very sex object of me is it

Not trying to be a downer. But man, I’m tired of dealing with/seeing death almost every day I come to work.

I’m constantly chasing the high from the clapping part of Sorry You’re Not a Winner.

I support this video, especially in light of the vile, repulsive one posted today by the repellant occupant of the White House.

In order to be my friend you gotta be okay with me disappearing for weeks at a time maybe even months 💀 then I come back like nothing happened. Low maintenance friendship

This one time I walked in a little old lady’s room and there were strippers on the TV. I asked her jokingly what was she watching? It was Jerry Springer. I wish I had time to hang out and watch with her. I wish I had time to give the care my heart really wants to give my patients.

I don’t want much in life, just the hair volume Kurt Russell had in Big Trouble in Little China. That’s the dream. That’s the peak.

Lunch sketch.

Hopefully that was the last freeze in Texas this year. Now I can clean up my garden that I was obviously letting run while and die for the bugs and stuff. Not because the world is falling apart and I haven’t cared.

This feels important to share.

Oh nice. Prions now. Great.

Rebranding, my body is no longer "plus-size" it is simply "in landscape mode"

The Delta variant was the worst imo. It was brutal

During the pandemic, as a healthcare worker I was seeing the worst of it. But my brain blocked a lot of it out. I remember they started giving grocery workers extra pay. We weren’t getting that. My mom was so mad. I just was happy they finally were probably getting closer to a living wage.

I feel like the “rising tension” portion of this movie’s score has been playing in the background for like 10 years now

enough with ‘your 30s are for’ my 30s are for rediscovering everything i used to love and realizing 14 year old me was kinda onto something

I am not really a "go high" person. I've always been more of a "they go low, I burn their house down" kind of guy.

Sign of the day…

The kid btw.

While teaching my kid to read, I think about Animal Farm a lot.

I really can’t wait until walkmans come back into system because that was totally the height of my life.

My dinner date apparently

What scares rich people more than anything? Ghosts.

Alright. Enough about work. Time to get a little drunk and not be responsible for a bit.

I did more than 10 ABGs today. 5 were ordered for the same time. My competences should be done for like 5 years at least right?

Voceras are the bane of my existence.

See what I’ve been saying!

Can’t wait for the Kidz Bop version of “Not Like Us”

Reminder: Zelenskyy refused to leave Kyiv as bombs fell. Donold hid in a bunker from protesters with cardboard signs.

can i please stop learning things that bum me out. please

One day I tried “the curly girl” routine (at least one of them). I felt like I did pretty good. Well that morning, I woke up late for work. And when I got there the person I was taking report from told me not to rush and that I had time to do something with my hair. Turns out I did not do good.

As soon as I get PTO, I use it. Sometimes I use it before it even accruals.

My work wife is leaving me. Literally my across the street neighbor. My kid and her kid are little besties. I want to move so bad now.

No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.

me buying stuff to feel something for a second

One member of the jury could change everything.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

If only I could get out of Texas.

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

me checking my balance after i kept telling myself “whatever u want princess” for a week:

Massive protests in the US as the country faces an ongoing coup d’état by the Trump regime and his oligarch cabal headed by Musk. Countless people are standing up to fascism proving the US will not go quietly. #3E #USprotests #fiftyfiftyone #Feb17 (🎥 @vuralelibol.bsky.social )

Well apparently my next coping mechanism is getting super into Greek mythology again. But like smutty.

sadness leaving my body as soon as I have money