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keenanaxolotl.bsky.social
It's me, Keenan. (he/him) - That one guy who does the music - Professional autist - Fuck commercialism - Owner of AxoloEvent
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Just another day without having to write a persuasive essay in 2 hours 🙏

Idea: To go with absolute cinema, we have absolute literature for books and absolute orchestra for music

if i was a broom i'd be a cleanan axolotl

For anyone who hasn't heard of the game Mullet Madjack, imagine Ultrakill but it's in the style of an 80's anime and you kill robot billionaires for a big tiddy girlfriend and a pair of Jordans.

if i was pancakes id be keenan stackxolotl

I stare into the void and the void blushes and averts it's eyes

I just lost the game

What do you call a "tweet" on BlueSky?

Me watching my bluesky feed fill up with politics (i just wanted to see what the funny undertale guy was doing)

Guys what comes after nine hundred ninety-nine decillion nine hundred ninety-nine nonillion nine hundred ninety-nine octillion nine hundred ninety-nine septillion nine hundred ninety-nine sextillion nine hundred ninety-nine quintillion nine hundred ninety-nine quadrillion nine hundred ninety-nine...

I wish that everyone who plays music out loud in public drops their ice cream

If Twitter is so good, why isn't there a Twitter 2? HOLY SHI-