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keensie.bsky.social
I'm a menace first and a woman second. Mother. Wife. Sushi connoisseur.
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Underrated: going outside and just screaming. I needed that. Sorry, neighbs.

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

Everything I've learned from flat-earthers has been against my will.

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

There's this saying that conservatives don't want history taught in schools bc they don't want their kids to see their grandparents in pictures of, say, them throwing rocks at Ruby Bridges. When all of this is over, I'm going to MAKE SURE that your children know which side you were on.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

I'm calling it now. After this coup is complete, the US will turn into separate serfdoms owned by the three major oligarchs. I hope I'm wrong. Maybe I'll give "man in the high castle" another watch.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

🤭

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

@thecroftonshow.bsky.social thanks for the ketamine recommendation! I'm on my first dose :)

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

If you are a federal employee, it is advised to set your social media accounts to private to prevent outside viewership, as reports suggest that loyalty screenings have begun.

submitted 90 days ago • 736 comments

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

⚠️ 🧵On Pete Hegseth. Hegseth refuses to answer if he supports the use of active duty military in US detention camps. Fairly confident we ALL know the answer. But wait, there’s more! +…

submitted 92 days ago • 372 comments

I really, really need USPS to deliver my ketamine doses right about now.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

They're only dog whistles just up until they're allowed. Then, they're brags.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

no no no you misunderstood. I said “fuck YOUR feelings”. MY feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird

submitted 94 days ago • 77 comments

Just a little chilly today.

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

Trump campaigned on the obvious lie that he wouldn't further restrict abortion; within hours of being sworn in, the know your rights page ReproductiveRights.Gov was taken down. So, hopefully this is helpful:

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

You’re all about to be gaslit about that Nazi salute and I’m begging you to spend no time on it. You know what you saw.

submitted 96 days ago • 226 comments

The point of the firehose of Executive Orders is to disorient and to demobilize. It's to instill maximum fear. If we know this, then that's already half the battle. This means that we have to respond with focus on those most vulnerable & targets. It means we have to refuse their attempt to scare us.

submitted 95 days ago • 80 comments

in most "police shoot a motorist" stories I doubt the police narrative (and am generally correct to do so) but yeah the Pizzagate Shooter probably did just pull a gun during a traffic stop

submitted 106 days ago • 33 comments

i’m doing my part 🏳️‍⚧️🫡

submitted 179 days ago • 40 comments

blogged it defector.com/what-the-fuc...

submitted 162 days ago • 55 comments

You know so many people are gonna still jump at the chance.

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

Who made this? Ahahaha

submitted 162 days ago • 1600 comments

Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.

submitted 162 days ago • 573 comments

Jesus fucking christ.

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

Shout out to past Ashley. I tried to make a "keensie" bluesky account, it told me it was unavailable. I was temporarily upset until it told me my email was also already taken. What a roller-coaster! 😲🤣 Hi, friends! 💗

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

Have you ever noticed that boxing as a sport and a business seems to involve some shady characters

submitted 161 days ago • 33 comments

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes

submitted 162 days ago • 67 comments