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But those things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can never be ugly, except to be who don’t understand.
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A lady was mad about our lights that I can’t fix and didn’t believe me when I said I can’t fix them so she says, “I’m going to call the airport then” and I said, “please do, that would be so helpful!” And you would think I told her that her mother is a whore and that I fucked her husband.

Whoa

The Bills always draft the sweetest kids

Who wants to sit by me when I sit by Trev Chirps at a Royals game in early June?

Greatness.

I keep looking at it and I know I’m going to die if I don’t get that cardigan

Halfway to ten!!!! HEYHEYHEYHEY

I need that powder blue cardigan in the Women of the K collection so fucking bad

What do I wear to the Opera?

I’ve decided to become a lifelong learner as 6 credit hours are cheaper than student loan repayment and those fuckers don’t deserve our money anyway so what’s the cheapest college in the KC metro?

NEWS: After canceling thousands of foreign students' immigration records — threatening their ability to study and live in the US — the Trump administration has reversed course and restored them all. It follows intense pushback from courts across the country. Details TK

How is it that all of my IRS processing dates are in the future? File dates, date processed, date I’m going to receive notice of them doing further review?

Not having a 2 income household is starting to make my skin itch for the first time in a long time

I think I am going to be selling videos of my feet in the mud what’s the best website for that?

At the risk of seeming petty, why on Earth do beautiful women spend a fortune to make themselves look hideous? Does anyone actually think this is an improvement? Or that the new "Mar-a-Lago look" is actually attractive and something to emulate? I just don't get it at all.

Deion is going to be pissed

2 Tight Ends in the top 20!?! Even weirder!

The Raiders took a running back at 6? Weird.

OMG YOU GUYS!! Wake up and go outside at 5:30 AM to try to see this!! Oh I hope the clouds lift.

The fucking June bugs are already ruining my life and thick as fuck

What a truly wonderful day. The weather was literally perfect and the Royals took 2. Thank you @ramonadateman.bsky.social @ghostrunneron2nd.bsky.social !!

Brings me to 4-1 on the season with the sweep

Salvador Perez double machine

I have declared Vinnie fixed

Finally a Pasquatch sighting

That was fucking amazing

That was the cutest thing ever at a baseball game

There is a fucking a baby in a carrier who I swear to God is 3 days old and can’t be more than a month old and like literally what the fuck

We get to do another one!

HEYHEYHEYHEY

Vinnie’s swing makes me want to fucking puke

I fear that may be the case