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kehander.bsky.social
The quest to avoid becoming the Main Character continues.
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(Rorschach voice) You don't understand. I'm not taking a bath with a toaster. The toaster is taking a bath with ME

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Formalize normalizing things. Fanciest of modest movements, be not a blushing in how your podiatrist's affections behaved under the table for all who stretch dream of what they might do with an elongating dinner companion on leave from a super power fetish cartoon called Plastic Man

submitted 10 days ago • 8 comments

moistened by his own picard, or whatever

submitted 10 days ago • 13 comments

submitted 17 days ago • 572 comments

I turn 60 tomorrow. I have a lot. 1) All the cliches are true: your lifetime is composed of what you do each day. It’s over before you know it. Friends and family are better than things and money. Yes: even Live, Laugh, Love.

submitted 23 days ago • 72 comments

gigantic pigeon, way up in a skyscraper. more like a high coo.

submitted 23 days ago • 25 comments

A recurring plot line of the next few years is going to be Trump DOJ lawyers filing a deeply stupid legal brief that sometimes, as today, gets them publicly chewed out by an octogenarian federal judge who tells them to their faces that they should be embarrassed ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...

submitted 30 days ago • 62 comments

Rage Against the Dying of the Machine

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

a poor analogy is like a bad comparison

submitted 38 days ago • 6 comments

He is bitten by a radioactive loaf of bread

submitted 39 days ago • 38 comments

this feels like a way to tell someone to fuck off

submitted 43 days ago • 69 comments

Blah, just saw my second brazenly-uncensored dick pick in my feed. This never happened on the Other Site. Think they were both in "What's Hot Classic"; guess I'll remove that and hope that's the end of it.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the cruel indifference of the universe

submitted 51 days ago • 8 comments

from the notebooks of Raymond Chandler - possible titles he jotted down

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