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The props otherwise mediocre men in the pole industry get for being able to do high level strength based moves will never not cheese me off

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

the autistic urge to immediately research the movie after you say “wait, that actor looks familiar”

submitted 68 days ago • 14 comments

I don't think people realize that there is no bad economy you can threaten me with that I won't respond to with a battle-hardened shrug. Oh, things are about to get horribly more expensive due to factors outside of my control? My savings will not grow? Inability to retire? You must be new here

submitted 68 days ago • 3 comments

I have a lot of autistic friends. none of them have ever done anything even close to a Sieg Heil.

submitted 80 days ago • 48 comments

My favourite shrek filter has been purged from Instagram. This is truely the darkest timeline

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

honestly just ban all social media, then destroy the power substations. light all the cars on fire. return to the woods. die of pneumonia. live the good life.

submitted 91 days ago • 101 comments

Still obsessed with this Max and Chloe shoot @whereisdanielle.bsky.social and I did with @valiantcosplay.bsky.social at PAX last year 🦋💕 #lifeisstrange #lifeisstrangecosplay #maxcaulfieldcosplay #chloepricecosplay #cosplay

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

I have a silly idea for a routine but considering how many people at my pole comp needed me to explain who Megamind was.. it‘s probably way too niche ;-;

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing has made me feel so chronically online as the fact that no one in my life knows about the Mark Zuckerberg tribute cover of “Get Low” with T Pain

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

I know being shadow banned comes with the territory of being a pole dancer who posts on social media but god damn it’s annoying that it happens every time manage to get around my adhd and start consistently posting

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

Jorts have entered the chat

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Gf said I have to share custody of my new shoes 🥲 She’s jealous of the drip

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Omg Raygun sucks, we should have been even more mean to her www.smh.com.au/culture/come...

submitted 114 days ago • 44 comments

imagine if ikea had been invented by the british. imagine. you'd be sitting down on your percy and opening up your laptop on your nigel desk while your partner relaxes on your three-seater hamish.

submitted 115 days ago • 2 comments

I unironically want this so bad

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

[discovering V's hideout after he has blown up parliament] Aw man, he was cringe?

submitted 123 days ago • 11 comments

The public reaction to the assassination of the CEO is far more interesting and significant than the politics of the assassin (if that's even who Luigi is. Cops frame up people all the time).

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Last night was my first student showcase as a pole instructor that I’ve actually had students performing in and when I tell you I was being the most extra stage mum up the back of the audience 😂

submitted 124 days ago • 1 comment

Very excited for the packet of chippies I have waiting for me at home when I finish work

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

We've been hinting at this puppet build for @magic.wizards.com for a while, & now that #mtgfoundations is out and #MTGSummerOfMagic has kicked off it's time for Loot! Enjoy 90 seconds of us bringing MTG's sweet scrungly child to life in our cosy little workshop. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nnl...

submitted 126 days ago • 3 comments

After 9 months, I finally got a haircut. I am reborn

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Reading tiktok comments about how building practical sets for Wicked was “wasteful” and “sets a bad precedent”. I HATE IT HERE

submitted 138 days ago • 2 comments

My biggest flex is how many places I’ve walked into and said “I would like a job here” with no resume and then been offered one based purely off of networking and vibes 😂

submitted 141 days ago • 1 comment

Occasionally Egg likes to lay in the bath and have an existential crisis

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

Tried watching Boarderlands and it’s genuinely just so bad??

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

My sister in law is out of her first trimester now so I can finally let the world know.. I found out I was going to be an aunt for the first time while painted like a cunty Megamind 😂

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned."

submitted 155 days ago • 13 comments

Feels REAL weird to be in my lounge room at 1am learning the ‘Bye Bye Bye’ dance for my students tomorrow while the world slowly falls apart

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

Very cute that our realestate is trying to get us to sign a lease renewal (that includes a rent increase) that’s backdated to April. That’s not how this works guys 🤡

submitted 156 days ago • 1 comment

Esoteric and spiritual grifters will show you some footage of Lana Turner and be like 'the divine feminine,' but you know what the divine feminine really is? Miss Piggy. I don't need to explain this statement, you know it's true.

submitted 160 days ago • 1 comment

Chappell, Grand Unifier All Will Be One

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

Rare sighting of me gaming

submitted 161 days ago • 1 comment

a reminder for people new to bluesky: you should go into your settings > moderation, and mess with the adult content filters to your comfort. by default, bsky will completely hide lots of adult content. while you're there, go to the bluesky moderation service, and adjust your advanced settings too.

submitted 162 days ago • 2 comments

I love when my cats sit on chairs like people 😌

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

It’s still Halloween in America right? 🔪👻💕

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

Very sadge that teaching back to back classes today meant I didn’t get to film any tricks in my Ben 10 costume 😔

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

Wearing my baddie Ben 10 fit to teach my pole classes today bc 🎃 HALLOWEEN 🎃

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

Halloween is for serious cosplays only

submitted 163 days ago • 1 comment

Halloween GC PowerPoint night 2024

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

The stuff for my cursed Halloween costume for tonight doesnt look like it’ll get here in time 🥲 I have a back up but I’m still sad about it

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

Getting food before Fletcher and the bar is sold out of margs. I love lesbians

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments