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Dad, app developer, writer, occasional emcee, vegetarian. Book lover and fish keeper. Love the CBC. Previously PEI Writers' Guild. Sometimes I talk about books on the radio.
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Me: makes souvlaki and veggie sausage, sauteed brussel sprouts, whipped potatoes, fresh baked brownies for dessert. The 5yo:

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Worst. Episode. EVER.

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My interest level in walking my dog right now: 0% Her interest level: 535%

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Watched Zathura for our family movie night. Very fun. The kids loved it. In case you don't know, it's essentially Jumanji in space.

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Okay, this bot's account made me L O L.

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In honour of Nina Simone’s birthday today, here is one of the most remarkable performances I’ve ever seen. Calling it a “performance “ does it an injustice. She is not performing, she is LIVING this song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHZR...

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Fuckin right, Friday's nearly here. Gonna stay up late tomorrow and watch scary movies and then parent all day and then stay up late again and then parent all next day and then marvel at how short the weekends are, fuckin legend

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„President @ZelenskyyUA is one of history's great wartime leaders. When this war comes to an end, his name will be mentioned in the same breath as Churchill. The democratic world owes him a very great deal—and we must all stand with him today.“ Anders Rasmussen

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The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

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I didn't have Denny resigning on my bingo card for 2025. Then again, I didn't have any of this shit on my bingo card, so I guess maybe I need a new bingo card. #peipoli

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Drove to the school to pick up a sick kid. Got him home and settled, when the school called again: the other kiddo is sick, and can I please come get her too? Today is turning into a very silly day.

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When you've got a good seal going between you and your office chair, but now it's lunch time and your dinner is downstairs in the fridge.

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Geese just went over my house (I didn't see them, but I hear their honking.) Not sure which direction they were headed, but they seem to be few months late—or a few months early—with their migration?

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!!!!!! MY PODCAST IS #6 IN CANADA???? WHAT THE FUCK I’m gonna cry you guys are amazing seriously 😭😭😭 dreams coming true in real time 😭😭😭😭😭💞💞

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February is Black History Month. Honor Black authors by reading their books. #BookSky

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My kids going to school today, after delays, the flu, and storm cancellations:

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Back to bed, folks. Schools are cancelled. UPEI, too.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Anyone in Charlottetown notice their water pressure has increased dramatically lately? I got into the shower today and my normally gentle shower head stripped the top layer of my skin off.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Well, I'm not sure there'll be school tomorrow. Given we were stuck home together all last week with the flu ... I really want there to be school tomorrow.

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Shh. Listen. Hear that? That's the sound of a bunch of stationery nerds all going sploosh at once.

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Finally—to borrow the parlance of my youth —wrapped Castlevania for the NES. This 41 year old played a 39-year old game while ill with the flu. It was medicinal.

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If you see this, repost with something red from your gallery

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