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Listen to this while reading www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfyQ...

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Pope Francis is dead even in his race with other cardinals to have breakfast in his armchair.

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Looking at my fb memories and I'd asked why a woman at work waited for me to finish toasting a bagel instead of simply using the other toaster and one of my friends commented this melodramatic ass shit here

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Eminem's "Temporary" video made me tear up a bit because it's the most wholesome thing he's ever done. Home videos of Hailie growing up with clips of him and her from her wedding, then his reaction to her telling him she's pregnant and he's gonna be a grandpa at the end ❤️

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I accidentally put white socks on this morning with dress shoes and I'm glad it's a snow day and all my work meetings are canceled bc the last time I did this several years ago one coworker noticed and encouraged the rest to roast me mercilessly the entire day

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

The Venn diagram between people who believe Elon is a genius and believe Terrence Howard is a genius because they heard him say "vortices" a lot on Rogan is pretty much a circle

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Yesterday Mahomes played like he'd have played if the Bears drafted him.

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We’ve become used to right wingers throwing tantrums every time black people are on tv in something everyone is watching (the olympics, superbowl, ect) but it’s actually fucking weird and we shouldn’t act like that’s a normal reaction

submitted 13 days ago • 88 comments

This is literally a picture of the larger statement. I didn't think he was being that subtle. Samuel L. Jackson literally dressed in an Uncle Sam costume telling him his music was too ghetto?

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Mahomes has done a lot of impressive shit in his career but scoring 5 TDs in a little more than one quarter is asking a lot

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I feel like I'm watching the Bears offensive line

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Drake is a walking, breathing lesson to us all: learn to take a L and leave well enough alone

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

The Chiefs offense is getting obliterated It's looking like a Shane Waldron offense right now

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Kanye is tweeting like the average Twitter user

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I don't find the NBA enjoyable to talk about online because so much of the discussion is negative, or just remedial, and much of that is the league's own fault, they let their own sponsored media constantly shit on the game and set the tone

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When someone says NBA players "don't play defense anymore" I can safely ignore their opinions about the modern game. This includes a lot of former players too They're playing defense, you just don't understand the sequence you saw and think it was a broken possession or a breakdown

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I'm automatically suspicious of anyone who doesn't immediately agree with me when I start talking shit about Elon Musk. Like how don't you know these things already

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Because why the FUCK would I want to do that

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

About 20% of NFL media is directly related to games or coverage of the teams themselves 10-15% is semi-professional or amateur content creators doing more analysis 5-10% is First Take-style "is Daniels better than Mahomes" disposable talking points The rest is pure content slop. Absolutely nothing

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever I say to someone "you can only talk about the utility of crypto when you are talking about its value in USD" it goes over their heads, they can't seem to conceptualize what I'm saying

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That offer is quite easy to refuse btw

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

This is a screenshot for 1 day and it doesn't even show a drop of a full percentage point I'm begging people to stop doing this. It doesn't support whatever point you're making or really any point at all

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

I'm standing in a hallway all by myself for several minutes so I farted, and immediately the service elevator opens and here comes the cleaning crew. 🤦🏾‍♂️

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

My son was complaining about the brakes on the Impala not being responsive (they're fine) and I was like dude you drove the Cadillac ONE time you can't be this boughie already

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Thomas Brown was showing some competence as an assistant before he was forced into an impossible position, so it's good to see others can recognize that

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

My best friend bent over in front of me and, trying to be funny, pretended to throw her ass at me, but didn't realize she was so close and collided with my junk. She heard me yell and turned around attempting to apologize but then elbowed my mouth and knocked me down bc I was off balance

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

That was a Luke Getsy-ass play call

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

It looks like Allen might have gotten in there by half a centimeter

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Romo does not need to sell how significant a lost fumble in the 4th quarter would be so hard. Dude we know

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