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A penny saved is... less than the minimum account balance and you'll be fined $20.00

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Keri Heintzeman Spoke Out Against Condoms, IUDs, and Birth Control Implants in 2017 The Republican candidate hopes to win the Minnesota Senate District 6 special election on Tuesday meidasnews.com/news/keri-he...

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I suffer from imposter syndrome, but if I am a fraud I haven't been found out yet, and I'm starting to take pride in getting away with it.

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"The Agriculture Department will not require poultry companies to limit salmonella bacteria in their products, halting a Biden Administration effort to prevent food poisoning from contaminated meat." www.seattletimes.com/business/usd...

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Elon backtracked on DOGE savings goals from $1 trillion to $150 billion. But watchdogs report only $12.6 billion in verifiable savings. That represents just 0.173% of the U.S. federal budget for 2025. We're losing vital government services for basically nothing in return.

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Slotkin wants Dems to run on the platform of an unhinged right-winger who lost her race by a ridiculous margin www.them.us/story/valent...

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So, that new give Putin all he wants "peace" plan Rubio floated this week? It appears to be illegal under a 2022 American law Rubio himself helped pass. www.politico.com/newsletters/...

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“The wife of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was mistakenly deported to El Salvador by the Trump administration, was forced to move to a safe house with her children after the government posted their home address to social media.” 4/23/25 newrepublic.com/post/194289/...

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So arrogant of Zelensky not to give up a big chunk of his country containing important ports. He was wrong not to fight then, and he's wrong to fight now?

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When I die, whatever kind of services or memorial the living want to construct is fine with me, which is to say I won't complain but my request is that my passing be marked by the playing of "If I Should Fall From Grace With God" by The Pogues, followed by the sound Pac Man makes when he dies.

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Let’s dream up to ways to shit on women. Oh hey, let’s cancel the largest clinical trial ever for women www.science.org/content/arti...

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The US swings back & forth between two parties. Elon depends on government funding. He's not playing both sides like most corporations and CEOs do which tells me he's betting on the left not taking power again. This would be more unnerving if he hadn't already proven himself to be such a clown.

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I feel like we need to keep saying this because it’s so insane: This is a legal U.S. resident who has been detained for over a month now for his political opinions.

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In addition to the oddly missing left sideburn I love about 35 seconds in when his voice cracks like Peter going through puberty on The Brady Bunch.

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The White House Easter Egg Roll is sponsored by Amazon, Google, and Meta — who are all being sued by the federal government for antitrust violations. It's the first time the event has had corporate sponsors. Everything is for sale under Trump — and Big Tech wants to cash in.

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BREAKING NEWS: The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.

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Between the football trophy falling apart in his hands and the Pope dying right after meeting with him, you'd think the "Gays cause hurricanes and earthquakes" crowd would recognize such strong signs from God. JD Vance is the Antichrist!

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The conservative movement has turned against reality on every scientific issue of our time, from gun violence to climate change to epidemiology. If campuses are ideologically homogenous, it's not because academia has ostracized conservatives. It's because conservatives have ostracized academia.

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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shared detailed information about strikes in Yemen to a second unclassified Signal group chat that included his wife and brother, people familiar with the matter said. nyti.ms/4jBQ1wV

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My storytelling/comedy specials are free to watch on YouTube and continue to gain views and lovely comments. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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Every 4/20 I must explain that I don't consume marijuana or marijuana based candies, I just have small eyes, & am frequently hungry, & a little slow. You smoke pot to get more like I already am. Happy 4/20. I'll happily join you in consuming snacks, playing video games & deeply, enjoying music.

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If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.

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#NoKings

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I didn't believe tyranny is at the door. We're past that. Tyranny is in the house, it's put FOX News on your TV, and is helping itself to your refrigerator. Tyranny has it's feet on your coffee table and is eating your lunch.

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This is so embarrassing, our president is a freaking idiot

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The latest season of Black Mirror is fantastic and I wonder if other societies that have descended into dystopia have been this well entertained by tales of descending into dystopia as it happened.

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Childish and fascist

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I'm three months off of Facebook and it is striking what a crap platform it is. Non-stop clickbait, glitches, an algorithm that does an awful job of actually connecting you with your community. I don't miss it.

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Kids today don't know how good they have it. When I was a kid we had to make do with pornographic images of people we didn't even know.

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"You want your healthcare from the government. The same folks who brought you the DMV and the Post Office?" Yes, and you want it from private industry, the same people who brought us the Gulf Oil Spill, downsizing, outsourcing and, well, our current healthcare.

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“Our ICE officers are facing 300% increase in assaults while carrying out enforcement operations.”

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Treason

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BREAKING: Juan Carlos Lopez-Gomez has been released. This is the moment he reunited with his mom.

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I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

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Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, and Dr. Drew are all bunk. For good health and a good time stick with Doctors Robert, Feelgood, Who, and Demento.

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Anyone who works for ICE should be shamed. If you work for ICE you are Trump's version of Hitler's Brown Shirts and you're a bad person.

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After some weird legal stuff that I'm better not to get into, SiriusXM is playing the crap out of my tracks again. My comedy, reaching the masses via satellite radio. Woohoo!

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Quit Being Poor!!

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Bring it you fascist fuck.

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ICE disappeared a man with a green card today by pretending to hold an interview to finalize his US citizenship. That is fucking terrifying. www.msn.com/en-us/politi...

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I don’t think a better headline could have been written about what happened yesterday. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

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This photo of Will Elder & Al Jaffee, two of MAD Magazine's "Usual gang of idiots" goofing off in high school, is one of my all-time favorites. You don't have to be a MAD fan to appreciate these two creative silly men showing that they always were who they were. viewing.nyc/vintage-phot...

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Within minutes of this Zelenskyy interview being aired on 60 Minutes, Trump was threatening a billion dollar lawsuit against Paramount, 60 Minutes and CBS. By, bye, First Amendment!

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