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Powerful. Tomorrow’s front page of the most influential weekly publication in Germany. “BETRAYED. First Zelensky, Soon Us? The radical departure of the US from its allies.”

submitted 1 day ago • 289 comments

Goddamn it.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

It's beyond parody

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How many bags?

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

seems like it is a big deal that the unifying ideology of the doge team is neo nazism

submitted 6 days ago • 498 comments

Detective Crashmore is Tim and Zach's most devastating concept ever, and no actor made the turbo team laugh harder than Biff Wiff. RIP

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

MAJOR BREAKING: Pope Francis has written a letter to US Bishops saying he’s following “major crisis” of “mass deportations;” takes on Vance saying “The true ordo amoris that must be promoted is that which we discover by meditating constantly on the parable of the “Good Samaritan”

submitted 11 days ago • 305 comments

That's a stroke

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This might be the most nakedly corrupt document I’ve seen on DOJ letterhead — and I wrote a history of Watergate!

submitted 11 days ago • 252 comments

A MINOR

submitted 12 days ago • 231 comments

Tom Brady is looking a little Matt Gaetz-y.

submitted 12 days ago • 79 comments

Somehow I don’t think Alexander Pope had a shitty tech bro spewing racist nonsense when he wrote that. In any case, the dude is still a chode and you can’t whitewash that away.

submitted 15 days ago • 148 comments

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

submitted 15 days ago • 342 comments

WSJ reduces Musk’s staff by one. www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...

submitted 16 days ago • 174 comments

I'm New Heidecker

submitted 16 days ago • 12 comments

If Mitch McConnell falls a third time today it’s a hat trick per Senate bylaws and he gets to be majority leader again

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submitted 17 days ago • 9 comments

NOT NOW, MELVILLE. READ THE ROOM.

submitted 17 days ago • 54 comments

That people now see the typical person Silicon Valley has produced through decades long juvenilizing and coddling of young men and the persistent sidelining of women is an important thing except it’s also too late. These toxic adult toddlers are grown and cloning more.

submitted 17 days ago • 111 comments

Call them want they really are: HACKERS This "DOGE engineers" thing is bullshit! They are boy hackers! Plain and simple This is 2016 Cambridge Analytics bullshit on steroids

submitted 19 days ago • 1315 comments

i love artificial intelligence

submitted 20 days ago • 84 comments

Nothing captures the modern anti-abortion movement better than this fascist declaring that progressives promote a culture of death, then proudly performing the Sieg Heil salute to raucous applause from the audience.

submitted 21 days ago • 19 comments

umami: mushrooms udaddi: older guy w disposable income uchild: things are gonna get easier

submitted 22 days ago • 87 comments

chuck todd is perhaps best known for tweeting, then quickly deleting, "Public hj" way back on the old site. i wanna say 2010 or 2011 maybe

submitted 22 days ago • 41 comments

The trip from "bill clinton met loretta lynch on the tarmac" to "the doj is now trump's personal prosecution team" has been fast. I am sure our finer media minds are on it

submitted 22 days ago • 6 comments

Stop fucking saying he blamed “DEI,” which is some abstract, non-tangible idea. He is blaming people of color having jobs he thinks they aren’t qualified for. He’s blaming race. He’s being racist every time he says it. Journalists need to get fucking backbones, my word.

submitted 23 days ago • 246 comments

had to look this up to make sure it was real www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...

submitted 23 days ago • 264 comments

As terrifying as it is my god this shit is so pathetic. Dressing up like you're a space marine to go storm the apartment of some random construction or restaurant worker or any kind of job you can imagine. Keeping the real Americans safe from tables of fresh fruit. I'd rather turn the gun on myself.

submitted 25 days ago • 31 comments

Great to see President Trump draining the swamp by finally taking on Big Missing And Exploited Children special interests.

submitted 25 days ago • 339 comments

The first non-military supersonic plane since the concorde

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submitted 25 days ago • 148 comments

#DeepSeek must have been giggling when this happened — five days ago.

submitted 26 days ago • 60 comments

a sign of a healthy and functioning democracy is that i'm getting emails from my kids' schools assuring me that the teachers are dedicated to protecting my children against the federal government

submitted 26 days ago • 121 comments

lin Manuel blocked me on twitter like a decade ago because a mars rover account said they were playing a hamilton song on mars and i replied to the rover saying "please don't encourage him" and he wasnt even tagged in it. he sought it out. nasty freak brain on him

submitted 27 days ago • 17 comments

They tried this in New York, decades ago, when they renamed Sixth Avenue “Avenue of the Americas.” In New York, it’s still called “Sixth Avenue.”

submitted 27 days ago • 4 comments

Incredible shot

submitted 28 days ago • 25 comments