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they're gonna seal world leaders into Hangar 18

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RIP King

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watching the Nova episode of the Key Bridge collapse and even though it's been almost a year since it happened it still seems surreal

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I forgot to give Gus his anxiety pills this morning and he was a wild pest all day which didn't make any sense until I went to give him his afternoon pills and realized my huge mistake. Every once in a while we wonder if he still needs to be medicated and this incident gives a clear Yes.

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new Survivor starts tonight gonna cheer for the guy from my mom's hometown until he does something dumb

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

I drive past this Wawa a lot and I can't fucking wait for it to open. A very small thing that will briefly make me feel happiness.

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spending more time reading about how to play a game instead of just playing it feels bad man

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burping too much* ranch dressing * 1/8 tsp

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perfect for sitting at your desk and playing minesweeper in 1996

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got to explain Pączki to a cashier at Costco today and that was fun (they're selling giant boxes of it, strawberry and custard is what my store had)

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I love that Mike White loves trash tv as much as I do

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Watching White Lotus to see which Southern Charm assholes are snuck into S3 characters is a joy

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turned off some bullshit on my phone

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Look at my handsome devil. He's currently licking the fireplace grate for no good damn reason.

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I'm glad Love is Blind is back on so I can distract myself from how badly The Traitors is going.

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lol everyone else hates his ass too

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Movies you’ve watched more than six times, using only gifs.

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3 years since this weirdo’s Gotcha Day

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playing a new game of Civ Vii Ben Franklin builds his capitol right next to mine for whatever dumb reason then he gets mad I have built too many wonders then he attacks my city he only has his 1 city keeps demanding my 2nd city even after I knocked down his fortifications

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This is my worst Dreamsnaps ranking, where I am convinced not a single player saw my entry.

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I still play Disney Dreamlight Valley and every week they have a picture challenge. Other players vote on your picture and you can "win" a big amount of game currency. Last week I did a haphazard (to me) picture and placed 45. Usually I'm in the hundreds or thousands. Theme was Take a Hike.

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Got my yearly boob squeeze today. My mom died of breast cancer and she wanted me to tell as many people as possible to not be afraid of the pain the test has, don’t put off getting one.

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also I would be completely devastated if a reputable newspaper called me a "blogger" in 2025

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learning about a new-to-me cult and having to do a philosophy rabbit hole

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Kroger has been selling jars of pineapple spears soaked in coconut water and I am addicted

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always thrilled to see Parker Posey on my tv screen

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I am Gerry every day

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He's been a part of our family for three years this month and I cannot remember him being this little

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I am so grateful that I've never had a dog that was skittish of rain or anxious when it's thundering or lightning, tolerates gunshots and fireworks, but it also means that Gus is perfectly fine standing outside doing nothing during those conditions while I just want to get the fuck back inside

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the Ramapough Mountain Indians sued the Ford Motor company for illegally dumping paint sludge; kids in the area would literally pick up and chew on the dried slag like gum because they thought it looked neat

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Chris got me Civ VII for my Valentine's Day present and it's actually perfect bc we talked about the game on our first date

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Chipotle commercial followed by a K-Y commercial, Bravo truly understands their #SummerHouse viewers

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Dante from Clerks is playing on there this season and why does he look old idgi

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They’re giving out samples today

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it's going to completely bother me until I see a doctor again, it's impossible to fall asleep with it going on (not painful just seriously aggravating)

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16 years ago I had a surgery to permanently get rid of a thing that brought me a lot of anguish and The Thing showed back up again at the end of last week, and I am going nuts about it like there is a very rare reason it can come back but I am not rare enough for this bullshit

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funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

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LOOK AT THE CONFETTI LOOK AT IT

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The Floor is amazing, watch it for a brain smoother

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not a single person on my TL cheering for the other team, incredible curation

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shut up dork

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