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Funny how this looming tiktok ban got folks to pay more attention to what they allow these other apps to have access to on their devices. I guess that's a win (but it's too late lol)

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I'm old enough to laugh at silly shit like this 😭😭😭

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I pre- called out for tomorrow today while I was at work. I am not playing with this weather and them folks!

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I feel like they shoulda just let Khia do the commercial too. It's a wild concept though because it doesn't make sense lol

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Had this couple days ago for the first time in a long time. It's just as I remembered!! She almost forgot the marina sauce though!

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Watching old Chicago Fire episodes and let me just say, Kelly Severide really played with Stella on the road to him proposing to her. I woulda never even agreed to marry him from how he was treating her.

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This a one time watch because WTF!??? Especially the juxtaposition of them having sex in that car and the teen getting shot to death by the cop?? Everyone involved will pay for their crimessss!!

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Ummmm.... what!!???? www.nytimes.com/2025/01/07/u...

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No one: Me: clears throat 🗣🎶 IT TAKES A THOUSAND THOUSAND HORSESSS TO DRAGGGG ME FROM GOD🎶 😭😭😭 'Southside' is still so fuckin funny man

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Randomly thinking and cracking up about how on 'Mean Girls' he called that girl Danny DeVito to run her out the bathroom!! 😭😭😭

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I'm gonna say D'Angelo. I love all the music but that Voodoo album!?? And the Black Messiah album?? Omg!

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Sometimes when I hear Future rap, it sounds like he recorded the song riding down Peachtree street and hitting all the potholes lol. Those inflections in his voice remind me of me trying to sing a song when I drive in the city

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Gym Crow (someone on twitter called terry crews that and that's his name now lol) can go but two others should as well....

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The detective on 'High Potential' is a haterrrrr lol. I hope it gets better as the season progresses cuz he gettin on my damn nerves!

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I HATE working on the weekends but it has been pretty pleasant today. I ain't had to pop off on not one person today lol!

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Depth perception be off. I be soooo embarrassed when I hit one, looking around and shit like people laughing at me lol

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I found out about the California CAREN Act by watching a TV show. I didn't know they passed a law in California making it illegal to make racially motivated 911 calls back in 2020. I guess I was living under a rock lol!

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The Mask is on. And it's crazy to think dude found a random mask in some filthy water and immediately slapped it on his face to just be an annoying asshole getting "revenge" 😭😭😭

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trigger warning Read a story about a 3 year old girl visiting her dad for the holidays who was mauled to death by his dogs. Story isn't adding up because she slept alone in the living room on the sofa with the 3 dogs while the dad slept in his room, door closed and swears he didn't hear anything!

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Like freakin bottomless pits I tell ya 😭😭

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This how they comin in big 2025??? Hell no! 😭😭😭😭

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"Ya coon chip will activate, it only takes a little white brainwashing to make ya coon chip activate"

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15 people killed in New Orleans, tesla blowing up in Las Vegas, and 11 people shot in Queens 😳😳😳 wtf 2025???

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Finally home. 😮‍💨 Been watching "Based on A True Story" on my mama Peacock account lol and it's pretty crazy! I think I like it though.

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My car with a fuel gauge that showed 72 miles until empty ran out of gas this morning on my way to work. I planned to go to the gas station just ONE exit down from where it stopped. So that's how the start of 2025 going for me 😕🙃

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Oooommmmggggg!!! This year bout to be CRAZY!! This looks AI generated but it is real yall!! Just checked other news sources!

submitted 179 days ago • 1 comment

Somebody was shooting by me and I couldn't help but be reminded of Scrappy momma shootin 😭😭 it sound just like it

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

Less than 30 minutes until we wave goodbye to 2024!!!

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Used to love the Black lady courtroom sketch so much lol! And "what up, I'm 3" 😭😭😭😭

submitted 179 days ago • 1 comment

don't drive impaired. if you can't get a safe ride home stay where tf you are

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

They poppin over here too damn early!! Hold your horses, people! Lol!

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He so funny but he's also correct! 😭😭😭 they tried to gloss over what he said, he like hell nah

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Imma dabble here and there but I do need to get my monthly moneys worth at the crib lol

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I'm such a procrastinator but my marathon cleaning session has finally come to an end 😭😭😭. Had a little laundry mishap but we all good and clean now for a bright new year 🥰

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A man told me the other day that in Haiti "romance" meant having sex and I am still thinking about how stupid he had to think I was saying that dumb shit to me 😡

Funny how this looming tiktok ban got folks to pay more attention to what they allow these other apps to have access to on their devices. I guess that's a win (but it's too late lol)

I'm old enough to laugh at silly shit like this 😭😭😭

I pre- called out for tomorrow today while I was at work. I am not playing with this weather and them folks!

I feel like they shoulda just let Khia do the commercial too. It's a wild concept though because it doesn't make sense lol

Had this couple days ago for the first time in a long time. It's just as I remembered!! She almost forgot the marina sauce though!

Watching old Chicago Fire episodes and let me just say, Kelly Severide really played with Stella on the road to him proposing to her. I woulda never even agreed to marry him from how he was treating her.

This a one time watch because WTF!??? Especially the juxtaposition of them having sex in that car and the teen getting shot to death by the cop?? Everyone involved will pay for their crimessss!!

Ummmm.... what!!???? www.nytimes.com/2025/01/07/u...

No one: Me: clears throat 🗣🎶 IT TAKES A THOUSAND THOUSAND HORSESSS TO DRAGGGG ME FROM GOD🎶 😭😭😭 'Southside' is still so fuckin funny man

Randomly thinking and cracking up about how on 'Mean Girls' he called that girl Danny DeVito to run her out the bathroom!! 😭😭😭

I'm gonna say D'Angelo. I love all the music but that Voodoo album!?? And the Black Messiah album?? Omg!

Sometimes when I hear Future rap, it sounds like he recorded the song riding down Peachtree street and hitting all the potholes lol. Those inflections in his voice remind me of me trying to sing a song when I drive in the city

Gym Crow (someone on twitter called terry crews that and that's his name now lol) can go but two others should as well....

The detective on 'High Potential' is a haterrrrr lol. I hope it gets better as the season progresses cuz he gettin on my damn nerves!

I HATE working on the weekends but it has been pretty pleasant today. I ain't had to pop off on not one person today lol!

Depth perception be off. I be soooo embarrassed when I hit one, looking around and shit like people laughing at me lol

I found out about the California CAREN Act by watching a TV show. I didn't know they passed a law in California making it illegal to make racially motivated 911 calls back in 2020. I guess I was living under a rock lol!

The Mask is on. And it's crazy to think dude found a random mask in some filthy water and immediately slapped it on his face to just be an annoying asshole getting "revenge" 😭😭😭

trigger warning Read a story about a 3 year old girl visiting her dad for the holidays who was mauled to death by his dogs. Story isn't adding up because she slept alone in the living room on the sofa with the 3 dogs while the dad slept in his room, door closed and swears he didn't hear anything!

Like freakin bottomless pits I tell ya 😭😭

This how they comin in big 2025??? Hell no! 😭😭😭😭

"Ya coon chip will activate, it only takes a little white brainwashing to make ya coon chip activate"

15 people killed in New Orleans, tesla blowing up in Las Vegas, and 11 people shot in Queens 😳😳😳 wtf 2025???

Finally home. 😮‍💨 Been watching "Based on A True Story" on my mama Peacock account lol and it's pretty crazy! I think I like it though.

My car with a fuel gauge that showed 72 miles until empty ran out of gas this morning on my way to work. I planned to go to the gas station just ONE exit down from where it stopped. So that's how the start of 2025 going for me 😕🙃

Oooommmmggggg!!! This year bout to be CRAZY!! This looks AI generated but it is real yall!! Just checked other news sources!

Somebody was shooting by me and I couldn't help but be reminded of Scrappy momma shootin 😭😭 it sound just like it

Less than 30 minutes until we wave goodbye to 2024!!!

Used to love the Black lady courtroom sketch so much lol! And "what up, I'm 3" 😭😭😭😭

don't drive impaired. if you can't get a safe ride home stay where tf you are

They poppin over here too damn early!! Hold your horses, people! Lol!

He so funny but he's also correct! 😭😭😭 they tried to gloss over what he said, he like hell nah

Imma dabble here and there but I do need to get my monthly moneys worth at the crib lol

I'm such a procrastinator but my marathon cleaning session has finally come to an end 😭😭😭. Had a little laundry mishap but we all good and clean now for a bright new year 🥰

A man told me the other day that in Haiti "romance" meant having sex and I am still thinking about how stupid he had to think I was saying that dumb shit to me 😡

It was a brave effort but damn man... but I guess that's the way love goes

Getting some last minute cleaning done today. Whew 😮‍💨

Capitalism until the end, smh